Someone who from a distance appears sweet and innocent but once in close range is wild and manic and will pull you to your own demise with their fluffy murder mittens.
by Maniacal Murder Mittens October 1, 2023

by Ritacca March 8, 2023

a disgusting fic written about the pairing Dan Howell and Phil Lester.
It involves:
-bathing in excrements
-getting turned on by a kitten
-using kitten excrements for sexual pleasure
-using excrements for sexual pleasure
It sadly does not include something that makes you forget it instantly.
It involves:
-bathing in excrements
-getting turned on by a kitten
-using kitten excrements for sexual pleasure
-using excrements for sexual pleasure
It sadly does not include something that makes you forget it instantly.
by DistractedBandPhan August 17, 2019

A young trans boy or girl. The first 2-4 years of their transition is the “Kitten” stage. Kittens are young, good looking and full of life.
by Jennifer Bexley October 11, 2022

An infection given to you by a dog licking you corrosively. It may cause you to get sick or just the ick. Be caution and get a cat
by Sorryimstillhere November 22, 2022

by AssLicker49 February 27, 2025

Imagine a double hooked crow-bar being dug around within your internal organs catalyzing an elimination reaction within your abdomen, the embodiment of 'look like the innocent flower, but be the serpent under it'. Filling your mind with false hope and absolutely no hope at all. Predicted papers either help or makes you become Lady Macbeth and mentally destabilizes you to the point where you begin to forget and double think even the most simplest of matters. Questions materialize onto the wrong papers in spots making you want to scream 'OUT DAMN SPOT'. Might be of slight help at times or the absolute polar opposite.
IT EITHER IS HELPFUL OR ABSOLUTELY THROWS YOU OFF TRACK.
IT EITHER IS HELPFUL OR ABSOLUTELY THROWS YOU OFF TRACK.
by H@nnah November 17, 2024
