Junes

The coolest shopping centre on Earth. Stocks everything, from food, to clothes, to televisions that act as portals to another dimension, to delicious grilled steak. Has a catchy theme tune.

Every day's great at your Junes!

by Nanako October 1, 2012

June 15th

National coming out day
Wether your coming out the pantry or the closet, you have to come out. (If you want)

Brendon urie “hey, can i tell you something?”
Tyler joseph “yeah?”
Brendon urie “well, its june 15th so.... im bi”
Tyler Joseph “oh wow, so am i”

by Showpigvr June 2, 2020

june 16

National hot soccer boy day. If there is a hot soccer boy give them a kiss.

Hey hot soccer boy it’s june 16 let me kiss you

by Garry whintorpe October 25, 2019

Juneteenth

An obvious lie of a national holiday implemented by amoral Democrats who want black people to pretend Republicans didn’t free the slaves.

Fellow Democrats, how do we get people to forget we represent the Klan? I know! Let’s invent Juneteenth!!!

by Don’t be a dumbocrat June 19, 2021

June 27

June 27 is National blowjob day. Ask someone for one and they can’t say no

Gimme a bj

No!!
U can’t say no it’s June 27th

by Bob1789 May 26, 2020

June 22nd

An annual celebration day of uninterrupted marital sex. During this day, the husband and wife will enjoy wonderful, glorious, and continuous sex all day long. The couple will take off work and if they have kids, they will be sent to the grandparent's house for the day.
Psychologists say that over 75% of all married couples do not have enough sex which causes a majority of marital problems. The simple solution; June 22nd. This day was specifically picked because it is the longest day of the year.

Herschel, "I can't wait for June 22nd! It's going to be the best day of the year with my wife!"

by Linds&Tori June 22, 2008

Juneil

The coolest f*cking Asian you will ever f*cking ever meet.

Juneil is the fucking coolest guy you'll ever meet

by Juinel June 27, 2016