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General jon

An actual legend he has a large penis and is a big brain
by 102 large haha November 21, 2019
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Jon Jones

Is a foot taller than everyone he fights and is broader than everyone. Jordan, you just don't want women to lose to men. You want you to be better than me and you want that to mean that your piece of shit wife and slut of a daughter are better than me by extentsion. You are not that. None of the things you are saying are true. Empathy isn't being weaponized against you. You are doing half of the empathy and then instead of doing the other half you are crying like a bitch repeatedly. You ARE (however) deliberately choosing people who's stories are similar (if they are true at all) and the people around me ARE IN FACT making reference to the things I do in private in a way that mirrors the delusions of reference associated with schizophrenia.
Hym "Jordan these trannies are not even undefeated in the sports they occupy. If the competitive advantage they have do no exceed the advantage Jon Jones has over his light heavyweight opponents? Someone else is going to pay the price for you doing this to me and that will only be because I can't get to you myself. You need to accept that you are wrong Jordan."
by Hym Iam December 12, 2024
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Chin Jon

Chin Jon is a meme about the famous character ''Peter Griffin'' being depicted as the president of china. Chin Jon was competing with Quagmire for leadership of china. Quagmire attempted to assasinate chin jon by ordering that all fat people shall be killed...but chin jon being the awesome leader he is, survived this attack and now he rules china and the chinese citizens are very content with this.
Person 1: ''Dude, i can't believe chin jon survived the chin jon assasination attempt!''
Person 2: ''Yeah bruh, that's our glorious leader of china for you.''
by GoonerMyGoober July 24, 2024
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Strain’n on the Jon

1.When you push too hard exporting whoppers and your hemorrhoid bunch splashs in the cold unforgiving depths.

2. When you’re planting a fence post and your chili ring becomes one with the surface of the water.

3. When you’re dropping a full house off at the pool, and an Ace slips outve your hole.
4. During the exportation of a Pringles can, you push so hard you divorce your gooch.

5. Sometimes mistaken for the sexual act of Jon Straining which is when you’re balls deep in your boy jon and he sneezes and almost cuts your Dick off with his turd cutter.
Bro: ahhh man dude… I had dump truck nachos last night and right in the middle of getting after some beav and I spent the night strain’n on the Jon.
Bromigo: sorry man, when’s the funeral for your taint?
by Cody Bustaloady July 30, 2021
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Jon

Jon and everyone else would like you to stop posting your cringe ass name definition that was written by some ego maniac with the same name as you
Jon
by yonnyoy November 23, 2021
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Jon Kolbert

Yet another wikinazi from Jimmy Wales. Turns Internet into China by banning nearly all VPNs where he can. Has reason to hide themselves from journalists, police, and INTERPOL.
I know Jon Kolbert - said no one.

I trust Jon Kolbert - said no one.
Jon Kolbert is a cool guy - said no one.
by Barkingdog August 11, 2024
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Jon

Gay faggot. Has first recorded case of Down syndrome. Usually characterized by its large gaping forehead and low vocabulary
by Jon is shit May 13, 2018
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