Jonas

A kid burned with huge penis to have fun in the party. He will always find a girl to rub.

Ewww everybody run! It’s Jonas !

by Jonas fucker July 21, 2022

Jonas Akordijonas

the legend himself, Jonas is a common lithuanian name, the J being pronounced like Y, Akordijonas is lithuanian for accordian, it rhymes, he is a legendary musician who deserves mass amounts of respects but gets none.

"Bro you are so good at minecraft, you are to minecraft what Jonas Akordijonas is to music as an art form"

by Solaire, Warrior of Sunlight February 24, 2021

Average Jonas

The undisputed king of annoying lineup outplays in Valorant.

Get your Average Jonas headass out of my comp game.

Why you getting out-fragged by that Average Jonas fucker?

by Pelandroni April 7, 2023

Jonas

Jonas is usually voll der dulli and extremely introvert person

Girls: "oh look it's Jonas. He's ugly tho!"

by anonymous November 23, 2021

Jonas brandstrup linnebjerg ripa

I big fat idiot who has a mega smal dick

Jonas brandstrup linnebjerg ripa is a big fat idiot who has a mega smal dick

by Michichet August 13, 2020

Jonas

Jonas’s are very kind but they can be short. Also they are probably going to be one of the best friends that you could have. They will want to play a game with you as long as you stay in contact.

Jonas is one of my friends and he is all ways willing to play with me and my other friends.

by Yayayaya2957 November 7, 2022

Jonas

Someone who's just "him".

Thats it.

Now fuck off

- Damn, he's such a Jonas.

- He did WHAT?? Such a Jonas move. Fucking great guy

by tridentdaylight July 14, 2025