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Desmet Jizz on It

The Desmet Jizz on It is an inition technique used by all Desmet Students. This technique involves 3 guys at the most. The first guy lays completley naked on the floor with his stomach to the ground. The second guy (who is also completely nake) does push ups on his back. Each time he goes down, his penis goes into the first guys butt. The third man stands away a few feet and masturbates to it. When the third man is about to cum, all three chant "JIZZ ON IT! JIZZ ON IT!" And the third guy climaxs into the second guys ass. The first and third guy proceed to eat out the second mans ass as if it was chinese take out.
Junior: Welcome to Desmet!

Soon to be Freshman: oh wow, this school must be really cool!

Junior: It will be after the Desmet Jizz on it.

Soon to be freshman: What was that?

Junior: nothing... Ay boys! We gotta freshy!

Group of students: Aw ya!
by Desmet_Senior#1 September 27, 2017
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Jizz Sandwich

When Someone Cums On A Hoe’s Stomach And Lays On Top Of Her, Making A Jizz Sandwich
“Me & Nathan Made A Jizz Sandwich Last Night.”

“Girl, Make A Jizz Sandwich, It’s Great.”
by Danyelle5703 February 23, 2018
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Jizz Pot

The container used to cum in when donating sperm
I went and filled a jizz pot today to get some extra cash
by Ryano94 July 19, 2010
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jizz shooter

someone who masterbates more than 5 times a day
god my semi friend is such a jizz shooter
by #batman69 August 15, 2017
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Jizz Mitzvah

When you are at a bar mitzvah ceremony and begin to nut uncontrollably, similar to a garden hose full of jizz. Usually considered a religious hate crime in most west indonesian cultures.
Bro did you hear about Jacob Goldstein’s Jizz Mitzvah!? Uncle Goldstein couldn’t control his jizz! It went everywhere.
by Jizzonah May 6, 2023
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jizz paste

Get a empty tooth paste bottle and fill it with jizz and the unfortunate person who uses it will have jizz on there tooth brush and on there teeth
I just gave my girlfriend some jizz paste
by That dud July 2, 2017
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air jizz

When you jerk off so many times in one day that you jizz air because you ran out of cum.
I jerked it so much I had an air jizz
by Small dick chase April 23, 2020
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