Waiting Room Paradox

Arriving in a waiting room to find worthwhile reading material, only to be interrupted shortly after when your appointment is running unusually on time.
Did you see Jay Leno's new street rod in the latest Wheels magazine?
No, I didn't get up to that part. Dentist was running on time. Damn waiting room paradox.
by Deege2517 May 31, 2010
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tea room queen

(also T-Room Queen) A male homosexual who seeks sordid trysts with other males in a public toilet (t-room).
Larry Craig is both an elected senator and a tea room queen.
by Etymoligizer September 28, 2007
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gods waiting room

(n.) old people section of ft. lauderdale. AKA Tamarac.
all the damn cotton heads from gods waiting room drive too slow
by ViperTGB March 06, 2006
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emergency room special

A trip to the hospital to get a small animal removed from your colon.If the animal is an ass-weasel getting the damage repaired after the weasel clawed and chewed its' way out.
Franks' emergency room special required 3 hours of surgery,to repair weasel damage. I wonder how you explain an emergency room special to your health insurer? I thought emergency room specials were bullshit until I saw one taken out of the gay bar.
by benthere March 09, 2008
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one room shack

thats why you live in a one room shack you poor peice of trash
by john johnson June 01, 2004
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free room and board

Prision/Jail.
Guy 1: "I heard John got free room and board."

Guy 2: "Fuck! Do you know if he has bail?"
by DoILookLikeASlut? October 14, 2009
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Wolves In The Throne Room

A wonderful black metal band hailing from Washington,USA with no rockstar wannabe attitude like many bands today.Their music is influenced from Black Metal,Doom Metal,Hardcore Punk and Folk Metal.Their lyrics focus on themes of Apocalypse, transformation and modern society’s lost connection with the natural world.The band members-brothers Aaron and Nathan Weaver live in dilapidated farmstead called Calliope. Unlike most modern metal bands, Wolves in the Throne Room always use vintage amplifiers and recording equipment. They despise modern recording techniques such as looping and drum triggers.
Wolves In The Throne Room are altogether a treat to ears
by brzmadace October 10, 2011
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