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laying an otter

John: Hey Mandy why have you been so long in the shitter?
Mandy: Fuck off John, I'm laying an otter right now.
by MrMidnightBacon July 30, 2011
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Lay a hen

To have sex with
Did you lay a hen last night? I saw you walking home at 7:00 am
by 2gangster4u March 6, 2023
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Lay's Stax

A cheap rip-off of the best kind of canned chips out there, but made by the best potato chip company out there, but still, it's pretty shit regardless.
"Hey, uh, Devon? They didn't have Pringles in the store, so does some Lay's Stax work fine for you?"
by That2000'sKid October 26, 2017
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lay appreciation day!

december 7th marks the day we all bow down and show our appreciation to queen lay.

TO THE QUEEN LAY THE GOAT OF ALL GOATS THE GOAT OF ALL AND ALL THE GOATS OUR QUEEN LAY LAY LAY LAY (it is also gojo's birthday)
"it's queen lay appreciation day!"
"oh my goodness we love lay"
"december 7th you know what that means."
"LAY APPRECIATION DAY"
by loveroflay April 16, 2025
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Laying Grout

The act of having a degenerate female lie naked on a cement floor (usually garage or basement) while pressing her breasts together. One or multiple men then proceed to squat-shuffle over her while defecating. The bead of feces is implied to be the "grout" and the breasts symbolize tile or other masonry medium to which the grout is binding.
"Hey Dandelion, you coming over later?" "Nah, Mav. I'm gonna help some friends with something." "Oh, what?" "Laying grout." "Oh. Ok. I love you." "K. Bye." "I said I love you..." "Yea. Thank you. Bye."
by synasthetic October 14, 2016
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lay down friend

Even though he's not my man, I can make him my lay down friend. Side piece boo friend personal friend hennessy weed nasty freaky Netflix and chill nightshow
by kydeelou September 6, 2016
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