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P.D.I.F

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An acronym commonly used by ana people. Stands for: Perfection Doesn't Include Food. Can be used for motivation to starve, or as a reminder of goals for an anorexic.
Someone may have P.D.I.F. on clothing and/or binders as a reminder to not eat.
by xTwigg April 16, 2007
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Comical saying. Means if your woman's flowing, do her up the arse.
Dave: Man, I can't have sex with Lucy at the moment, she's having her period!
Phil: So what? If the river's red, try the dirt track instead!
by Public Enemy Number 42 May 3, 2008
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If...Then...Else
This handy statement allows you to compare two or more conditions. It would appear like this:
IF
{condition} {operator} {condition}
THEN
{code}
ELSE
{code}
END IF

The above code is mainly a basic example, indeed, it works in Visual Basic.
A javascript(simmilar to c) could look something like this:
if (condition)
{
statements to execute
}

Search on Google for 'if {programming language}' and you should find some pages about the if statement for your language.
by kayfelix November 10, 2003
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as if you did that

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1.when you say as if you did that you mean i cant beleive you did that
kathryn-"i sucked jimmys cok" lisa-"omg as if you did that"
by Ann-marie October 1, 2005
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In Scotland this is pronounced "If ye never Had a Shuck Ye'd Droon" but to the rest of the English speaking world would be pronounced as "If You Never Had a Shuck You Would Drown!" This means that if you didn't have an Arse Crack you would drown in your own Sweat. This emplies that the Arse Crack is some sort of Drainage system for sweat to seep away and without it there would be a build up of sweat which would eventually drown the Sufferer.
Kathy: Oh Betty the sweat's lashin' out of me!
Betty: Aye...If Ye Never Had a Shuck Ye'd Droon!
by Magnesium Sulphate April 19, 2006
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wipe it off him and say you're sorry
what happens if you cum across a tiger in the forest? wipe it off him and say you're sorry
by philsayshi1 November 20, 2013
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