Look at that red guitar it’s so beautiful
John did you find the red guitar it’s really big and red
John: Sadly I cannot appreciate the Red Guitar as I cannot find the beauty yet
John did you find the red guitar it’s really big and red
John: Sadly I cannot appreciate the Red Guitar as I cannot find the beauty yet
by Johnm January 6, 2019
Get the Red Guitarmug. When a man asks another man/women to clamp his penis & stretch it as far a possible before stroking it like a quitar string.
by Gotyourass! May 30, 2024
Get the String my guitarmug. A type of dipshit who always claims to like a rock band or artist but has no clue what they do and who they are. Also they suck at guitar and steal other poeple's shit just to make them look good. The best they can play is a pentatonic, no more than that, if anything possibly 4 difficult bar chords.
These kind of people are much more into Guns N Roses or Metallica but can't even name on single song.
These kind of people are much more into Guns N Roses or Metallica but can't even name on single song.
Me: Yo bro is that a Metallica pick??? You like metal too?
Poser: Yeah absolutely I do!
Me: Name 3 of your favorite songs!
Poser: uhh, ummm, i dunno, like sandman whatever? i dunno bro
Me: Fuck you pathetic guitar poser! Get outta my face
Poser: Yeah absolutely I do!
Me: Name 3 of your favorite songs!
Poser: uhh, ummm, i dunno, like sandman whatever? i dunno bro
Me: Fuck you pathetic guitar poser! Get outta my face
by GazzeteBoke March 26, 2024
Get the Guitar Posermug. 
The game name that results from the indecision of whether to play rock band or guitar hero. they are really similar and can be used interchangeably.
Hey you guys wanna play guitar hero or rock band tonight?
I don't know man, let's just play guitar band wars hero.
Kool.
I don't know man, let's just play guitar band wars hero.
Kool.
by bPlague7 March 28, 2012
Get the guitar band wars heromug. Twist a females nips as if you were tightening the strings, meanwhile with your off hand you str the females vagina as if it was a guitar
by xXCMADXx December 20, 2013
Get the tune the guitarmug. A Classic Guitar instantly recognisable to many as the instrument wielded by one of the greatest musicians/songwriters in the universe, Prince. This guitar was first introduced in the 1980s hit film Purple Rain which helped Prince reach his level of fame. This guitar took on many different colours throughout his tours, one example being the Sign Of The Times Tour where the guitar was a Peach colour, he’s also rocked the cloud in other colours such as blue, PURPLE, yellow, red, etc...
This instrument was kitted with a SC and a HB pickup, these were EMG branded, giving him that electronic (Computer Blue 😉) sound.
Paired with a few boss pedals and a Mesa boogie amp star amp, you’ll be sounding like the purple one himself.
This instrument was kitted with a SC and a HB pickup, these were EMG branded, giving him that electronic (Computer Blue 😉) sound.
Paired with a few boss pedals and a Mesa boogie amp star amp, you’ll be sounding like the purple one himself.
by The Purple Scribe September 30, 2020
Get the Cloud Guitarmug.