Earth Monkey

Noun, A synonym for humans on earth. Not to be confused with apes of lower orders.

The earth monkeys learned how to split the atom in 1945.

by ULTIMA123 September 7, 2022

The Planet Earth Test

When you want to see if a cover of Fireflies is good, so you skip to the part where they sing "I like to make my self believe, that planet Earth turns slowly".

Guy 1: What're you doing?

Guy 2: I'm looking for a cover of Fireflies to listen to, but they all suck.

Guy 1: Well just do The Planet Earth Test to get faster results.

by OctopusProbably October 24, 2022

earth

Earth is a place with
racism
sexism
homophobia
rape
murder
pedophiles

poverty
abuse
death
cruelty
terrorist attacks
suicide
war
Fortnite
oppressor griefers
Twitter feminists

dream stans
zoophiles
Fortnite kids
furies
the 13th doctor
world hunger
pollution

incest

but it's not all bad we do have
love
happiness
food

earth is hell

by arthur morgan 1899 October 26, 2022

Earth Grown Enlightenment

Another word for Cannabis/Marijuana/The devil's lettuce. Often used in a more comedic setting.

Alice: Yo, do you have any of that good stuff, that earth grown enlightenment-stuff?
Bob: What are you talking about?
Alice: Weed Bob, weed...

by StraightToTheUnderground November 2, 2022

according to the molecular levels of the earth's atomic structure, this should not be possible

Used as a sarcastic sentence by nerds 🤓

I was bored, alright? - Rokosik

Bro! I just got into Harvard University! - Me
According to the molecular levels of the earth's atomic structure, this should not be possible - 🤓

by Rokosik November 3, 2022

Earth

A planet that could be much more peacefull and beutifull.

"that painting is Earth"

by TheGuyWhoSpeaks November 5, 2022

earth breath

The smell of your breath after smoking weed or eating mushrooms

Hey daniel you have earth breath

by mushroomjoint November 20, 2022