it took me so just a few hours to read the last men on earth. it was so good, I couldn‘t put my phone down!
by socnwng September 1, 2022
Get the the last men on earthmug. The messed up planet that's third from the Sun
Facts:
Earth is the only known planet with life
Earth is the only planet that humans have set foot on
Earth's oceans cover 75% of its surface
Earth's atmosphere is 92 times thinner than Venus's.
Earth is the only planet with furries, people, cats and thermos.
Facts:
Earth is the only known planet with life
Earth is the only planet that humans have set foot on
Earth's oceans cover 75% of its surface
Earth's atmosphere is 92 times thinner than Venus's.
Earth is the only planet with furries, people, cats and thermos.
Earth is screwed up, man.
by meiscoolbutmofromscratch August 17, 2022
Get the Earthmug. On Retrograde Earth, the Sun rises in the west, the Sun sets in the east, spiders are scared of humans, workers can fire their bosses, criminals arrest cops, Ukraine invades Russia, and men are held to unrealistic beauty standards.
by Eushshtb December 16, 2023
Get the Retrograde Earthmug. The type of guy that your girlfriend dated before you. You know the type. Same height as her, wears jeans tighter than she does, probably has a perm. Overall just a huge doucher.
by GonzoBiggDogg December 9, 2019
Get the The biggest BITCH on Earthmug. 
A plate-like object in space. Do not try to travel around it or you will fall off the face of the Earth.
by SmartestBitchAlive September 26, 2022
Get the Earthmug. It is believed by many that Earth (as well as the heavens) was created by God in 6 days for many different species of mammals and other types of animals to live on, presumed to be created over 4.5 billions years ago according to google. Earth (on its surface) is made up of large land masses and water - which covers 71% of it.
Teacher: Did you know Earth is over 4.5 billion years old?
Students: *speaking under their breaths* What useless infomation.
Students: *speaking under their breaths* What useless infomation.
by ANiggaNamedHumphrey1469 January 9, 2019
Get the Earthmug.