ear canal

When one cums in a ear

When I was about to cum I turned my girls head so I could give her a ear canal

by Jesus gerolla February 9, 2014

dicked in the ear

to consume large amounts of alcohol and lose control of all bodily functions especially the bladder. This usually results in wild urination. another side effect is also uncontrolable vomiting from the mouth along with verbal diarrhoea and the vision that you can dance like john travolta.

Jeff: i got completely dicked in the ear last night, i woke up swimming in urine and vomit. I think i did a routine from grease.
Bill: thats the way! fancy a pint?

by joosen April 22, 2007

Red Ears

A term used against low IQ caucasian/white people who talk with tone of superiority due to delusions of grandeur although they have a high percentage of neanderthal DNA, whereas Africans have none.

"Fucking niggers, y'all look like monkeys"
"Calm down red ears, fucking hilariously derranged neanderthal offspring"
"You wish..."
"Say that when you realize that chimps skin is actually is caucasian-white".

by TheProudSaiyan August 13, 2015

Ear Sex

what a girl wants so she can hear you coming, so to speak.

she wanted to know when it was about to come, so she stuck it in her ear to hear better. Ear Sex uses hearing senses very effectively.

by Long Ranger April 15, 2006

Cat ears

virginity, not having had sex, a great gift from a woman to a man, something that many women are proud to have and men are ashamed to, originally termed from loveless, a yaoi anime.

Samantha : I saw Beth go home with Bill.

Sara : I bet they were trying to figure out how to lose their cat ears all night long.

by LaPluma September 20, 2009

sticky ears

A person who pirates music.

His sticky ears made his computer crash.

by kso March 13, 2008

ear beat

The annoying beat of your heart as felt through you ears on your pillow at night when you are trying to get to sleep.

For the paranoid amongst us - the ear beat can be the difference between a healthy night's sleep, or a night of panic induced "shit, that doesn't sound right" ery!!

It is also very easy to get entranced by the whole "ear beat" and those musically minded people may start playing beat games which will ultimately only ever lead to the worst of all things when trying to go to sleep - an active mind and a guaranteed crap nights sleep

annoyed female in morning: Get out of bed you lazy sod

man: Sorry, awake all night listening to the ear beats

or,

Hey Pete, I just couldn't get enough of those ear beats last night but man am i now tired!!

by e-buygum July 1, 2009