Douchebag

Perry Ford.

No other way to represent it in a human form.

The most foul and repugnant

That Douchebag called me again on my time off, when all he needed to do to get the answer he needed was to look at the text I sent him.

by Eddie-O March 19, 2018

Douchebag

Someone with a common name and last name. Preferably Smith

Lol that dudes last name is smith, what a douchebag

by RealDude27 January 7, 2022

Douchebag

Doug teegarden the manager of unloads at dhl cvg

Who’s that douchebag? Oh it’s just doug

by Disgruntled dhl employee July 8, 2025

Colorado Douchebag

Your typical rock climbing, "not all who wander are lost", sub alpha male who's moderately pretentious & his diet consists of microbrews and charcuterie plates.

Why would you invite Rich out to the bar, you know he's a colorado douchebag.

by Yamothasleg March 6, 2021

DOUCHEBAG

Elijah

“Elijah is douchebag”

by Dh748805 July 10, 2019

Schrodinger's Douchebag

Someone who makes a distasteful/offensive comment (Racist, sexist, homophobic etc), then tries to play it off after it doesn't land.

Guy 1 (Schrodinger's Douchebag): "Marlon mogs all of you? Yeah, but he's black."

Guy 2: "No, he's not."

Guy 1: "Oh, he's not?" *Nervously tapping on table*

Guy 2: "Have you seen his parents? They're white."

Guy 1: "Oh."

Guy 2: "I think he's just really tan. He does mog."

Guy 1: "H-He mogs us to oblivion."

by Dean Dihchester July 9, 2025

Douchebag

A syringe used for douching a vagina

Hey, come check out my Douchebag!

by hw1818 May 20, 2023