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douchebag

Someone who likes to "speak their mind," who thinks that you want to listen to the sound of their voice.
Quit showing off and just pay attention, you fucking douchebag.
by Nogoogleyeyes August 4, 2016
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Douchebag

A man who diappoints women.
"what a Douchebag...he doesn't want a serious relationship...".
by Elrick73 June 7, 2018
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Douchebag March

Synonym to Mustache March. The month in which douchebags grow only a mustache to prove nothing. February 28th is the last day for a clean shaven upper lip and March 15th is the last day you can have any facial hair besides your 'stache.
Teacher 1: "What is wrong with all these kids? They look like freaks."

Teacher 2: "Its Douchebag March! What'd you expect?"
by Sweetness1024 March 19, 2011
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Classic Rock Douchebag

An exceptionally stubborn individual, usually over the age of 45, that adamantly listens on to rock and roll music that is pre-1995, but then bitches and complains that rock and roll has basically died out and the music industry is nothing but rap and country and pop, yet they still refuse to listen to modern rock and roll artists "because it just isn't the same as the older stuff", so they do nothing to support the current rock industry
I used to be such a classic rock douchebag until one day I realized how much good music I was allowing myself to miss out on, now I love rock and roll music from all decades and genres
by Kramardi September 15, 2022
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complex douchebag

A person who is a douchebag in your deluded imagination
J. K. Rowling is a complex douchebag because woke idiots imagine that "transwomen are men" is offensive
by ChChas of the island April 16, 2024
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Douchebag

Guy 1:Man that nigga Daniel a douchebag
Guy 2:ya his got that virgin stride
by FuckDaniel June 22, 2019
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Douchebag

Any Hillbilly hick with the first name Robert.
Robert this arrogant keyboard cowboy is a douchebag.
by Glass Cardinal April 9, 2024
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