Brittany did not tell me she was on her period before I finger banged her, so I gave that bitch a Dirty McGee.
by Dr. Chops March 22, 2009
Get the Dirty McGeemug. When you go to take a shit and all that comes out is a fart that makes your cheeks wet. Toilet is clear, but the TP is as brown as a bear. Not to be confused with a shart which does in fact provide some goods.
Note: If your bear is white - you are wiping the wrong hole.
Note: If your bear is white - you are wiping the wrong hole.
by rbpc May 1, 2014
Get the Dirty fartmug. To dirty paint is to have a blank canvas i.e a very pale wench.
(Dirty painting is to try to make an improvement to an abomination of a woman which cant look any worse)
This act of dirty painting is when a fugly white girl is stripped down and have faecal matter from the artist rubbed all over the canvas. The artist may or may not choose to use a variation of bodily fluids for different colours. As in phlegm used for a green or a pale yellow, ear wax for orange, or spooge used for a white or a slimy texture. The dirty painting is only complete when the surface area of the wench is covered in exotic bodily fluids.
(Dirty painting is to try to make an improvement to an abomination of a woman which cant look any worse)
This act of dirty painting is when a fugly white girl is stripped down and have faecal matter from the artist rubbed all over the canvas. The artist may or may not choose to use a variation of bodily fluids for different colours. As in phlegm used for a green or a pale yellow, ear wax for orange, or spooge used for a white or a slimy texture. The dirty painting is only complete when the surface area of the wench is covered in exotic bodily fluids.
Guy 1: Did you hear about Wendy?
Guy 2: That disgustingly overweight blob that constantly smells like sweaty flab flaps?
Guy 1: Yeah! i heard some sick artist pinned her down and made her a dirty painting!?!?!?!
Guy 2: hope he made an improvement
Guy 2: That disgustingly overweight blob that constantly smells like sweaty flab flaps?
Guy 1: Yeah! i heard some sick artist pinned her down and made her a dirty painting!?!?!?!
Guy 2: hope he made an improvement
by ELWOOD November 6, 2012
Get the Dirty Paintingmug. by Psychohuger61636 April 27, 2020
Get the dirty bakugoumug. by Spaghettilegs April 4, 2020
Get the dirty stefanomug. by ~x~barbird~ v January 6, 2009
Get the [Dirty] [Dove]mug. A slang Irish term used to describe a friend/family member in jest after they have delivered a sex joke or made sexual comments about a member of the public. This is also jokingly used if a friend/family member is seen flashing his genitals (namely their cock, penis, dick etc) toward others.
The word is also used as an insult, in places such as a GAA or soccer fixture, a pub/bar or in a public place such as a street or park. It describes someone who may be acting like a wanker, a prick, a twat or sometimes a right pain in the arse.
The word is also used as an insult, in places such as a GAA or soccer fixture, a pub/bar or in a public place such as a street or park. It describes someone who may be acting like a wanker, a prick, a twat or sometimes a right pain in the arse.
“Pull your trousers up Paudí, ya dirty bastard!”
“That referee has given us fuck-all, the dirty bastard!”
“That referee has given us fuck-all, the dirty bastard!”
by Edward of All Men July 27, 2020
Get the Dirty Bastardmug.