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Digital pie crust

Things created in the digital world that break and crumble when moved to reality
"His status updates made me smile, until they turned out to be digital pie crust"

"It sounded good in the email but when implemented it was only digital pie crust"

"She said my interpretation of her text where digital pie crust"
by Dreamingjean with CockyHaky April 22, 2016
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hit me up with your digits

This means give Allyssa your phone number and do not punch her in the face up into the sky!
New phone, new number. Hit me up with your digits!
by allygatortears June 3, 2014
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Digital Prostitute

Someone who uses dating apps such as Tinder, Buble, Plenty of Fish, etc. to either promote their Only Fans, sell their "content", or offer sexual services for money. They often try to get you to add their Instagram or Snapchat account. They typically unmatch with you shortly after their solicitation.
High School Ian: "Did you get any matches on the app?"
College Mike: "Yeah, but they were all Digital Prostitutes, so I deleted the app."
Dave: "As you should, The Hub is free!"
by Lonely_bastard July 12, 2024
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Digital BO$$

One who rules the Digital World with dominance and expertice. Can create consumer-moving media campaigns that utilize multi-platform digital assets and social media push to maximize sales.
GSM #1: Have you seen our digtial revenue pace?
GSM #2: Yeah, it is through the roof. And sales confidence is on fire.
GSM #1: That's because the new Digital Sales Manger is a Boss!
GSM #2: Yeah, a Digital BO$$
by Radio Head December 19, 2013
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Digital Monitoring

(1)the act of being in shit fear of the loss of tit, to the extent that one legislates secret organizations that become common knowledge but still retain the desirable anonymity to deeper scrutiny/scewtiny.

(2) the need to keep an unbelievable amount of focus on a guests hands due to their notoriety for palming collectibles, and pilfer-y.

(3) the act of looking back and forth between the screen and keyboard as a result of unprofessional typing skills.

(4) paranoia over the general public's private affairs, marked by the epic decision to appropriate through immoral yet legislated and legally sanctioned activities that include. the use of internet stalkery, facial-Geo-tracing , and by a considerable and unrealistic expense of public funds that must be borrowed. tactical proceedural planning with intent to procure home invasion skill and experience to cause discovery of peoples private affairs and produce, indite, to lengthy and ultimately ruining proceedings, that socially shame-rape individual people who might have acquired something or any quantity of possessions without subjecting themselves to 30 percent deprivation of award, for state funding , generate revenue and state-tistics that further the gravity of their paranoia.
(5) the collection of peoples private info and interests in the form of bytes on servers that no one realized were in Russia, by federal entities, and law enforcement of immoral appropriation tactics.
digital monitoring by the state has become the general form of government racketeering

-Man1- The drones have been circling today! We cant be doin this with the curtains open Man!

-Man2- "Shut the fuck up Dildoe that shit ai'nt real! why would they waist theyz gas when they watching you right now through my huge ass Samsung tv and your peter-beater? PPPPsh . brush up on digital monitoring ......your trippin Twerp load that fucker, and give me back my torch...
by docta-tweAKA the freedom seekA December 15, 2018
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Digital Smoke

The term Digital Smoke is comming from the album with the same name. The album is a collebration with rapper Kurupt & J. Wells, who is also responisible for comming upp with the slang term.
"put your window down/puff out digital smoke/ya allready know" - J. Wells in the song 'All We Smoke' from the album 'Digital Smoke'.
by Gurfi October 25, 2008
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Digital Immigrant

A blog about libraries, higher education, and technology.
Did you see what was posted at the Digital Immigrant blog today?
by Millard Snipplewitz September 8, 2011
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