Self on digital services

Wordplay on cellphone digital services. Basically just a fancy way of saying masturbation

Bill to his wife Linda: self on digital services. Hmmm. Hon are you upgrading your plan? Linda: not unless they can provide me with extra fingers!

by 4realazitgits April 3, 2021

Digital pie crust

Things created in the digital world that break and crumble when moved to reality

"His status updates made me smile, until they turned out to be digital pie crust"

"It sounded good in the email but when implemented it was only digital pie crust"

"She said my interpretation of her text where digital pie crust"

by Dreamingjean with CockyHaky April 22, 2016

Digital BO$$

One who rules the Digital World with dominance and expertice. Can create consumer-moving media campaigns that utilize multi-platform digital assets and social media push to maximize sales.

GSM #1: Have you seen our digtial revenue pace?
GSM #2: Yeah, it is through the roof. And sales confidence is on fire.
GSM #1: That's because the new Digital Sales Manger is a Boss!
GSM #2: Yeah, a Digital BO$$

by Radio Head December 19, 2013

Digital Prostitute

Someone who uses dating apps such as Tinder, Buble, Plenty of Fish, etc. to either promote their Only Fans, sell their "content", or offer sexual services for money. They often try to get you to add their Instagram or Snapchat account. They typically unmatch with you shortly after their solicitation.

High School Ian: "Did you get any matches on the app?"
College Mike: "Yeah, but they were all Digital Prostitutes, so I deleted the app."
Dave: "As you should, The Hub is free!"

by Lonely_bastard July 12, 2024

digital touch

a „digital“ touch is same thing like a physical

just digital

when you’re hrny someshii you can text her/him that u need a digital touch "GOOD LUCK"

by RIPnatch November 21, 2022

digital anaphase

This is when you shoot a person of the male sex up the ass with hexidecimal coded dildo juice.

I'm going to digital anaphase your black ass.

by yer916 April 28, 2005

Digital Condom

An Adblocker. Usually referred to when a site has malicious advertisements, as if to protect from Digital STDs.

"Check out this kinky-as-fuck porn site, though!"
"Dude, that site has a bunch of bad advertisements on there."
"Good thing I wear my digital condom, then."

by 8res August 19, 2018