Ravioli Dan is a term for a short man who is wider than he is tall. His shape literally is that of a ravioli.
by WitchRed September 28, 2017
why is there seeds in my dugout?, Dan Daum is the greatest baseball player of all time, his son ryan is also the greatest player of all time. He loves his chocolate milk and ham sandwhiches so you better not touch them, or you will be punished
by BLACKBALLS3D March 03, 2022
by GIYOUNGYI February 08, 2022
A chirimoya visionary with the strongest trapezius you've ever seen, capable of producing enough heat to sustain a green house without the sun.
by chirimoyalover September 12, 2019
by UrbanWalker4042 January 26, 2020
Well known for his skill in sucking eggs. Dan can be found while being mobbed by a small man called John and a fucking smackhead girl called emma. He is extremely good looking and attractive and you are lucky to even know him because he is the best person I know❤️ He is also a certified Ming mong.
by Clout Monster October 29, 2018
A disgraced TV producer and Creator of Love Action Prime Time Nickelodeon Teen Coming of Age TV Sitcoms who a child abusing molester and The Biggest Douche In the Universe!
Two Friends watching Head of The Class
Friend One: Who's that fat kid?
Friend 2: Dennis Blunden
Friend 1: Who plays him?!
Friend 2: Dan Schneider.
Friend 1: As in bad tempered pervert "the Biggest Douche in The Universe" Dan Schneider
Friend 2: Yep
Both: What a Douche!!
Friend One: Who's that fat kid?
Friend 2: Dennis Blunden
Friend 1: Who plays him?!
Friend 2: Dan Schneider.
Friend 1: As in bad tempered pervert "the Biggest Douche in The Universe" Dan Schneider
Friend 2: Yep
Both: What a Douche!!
by LordWeathermort January 21, 2023