simp cult

that one cult from ds (diesel) discord that only had like 2 members.

simpette: aha wanna join my simp cult?
some random guy: sure
simpette: cool
simp: cool

by GamerGal17 November 24, 2020

Cult

A cult consists of a bunch of band kids that have started a cult. They gather around in the band room and perform rituals such as brass tuning, percussion playing, wood wind chants, and worshiping the band directer. The leader of the cult is usually the drum major.

"Hey guys! It's the band kids! They look so boring"
Band kids:"JOIN OUR CULT!!!"

by MissMorgueOfficial00 October 6, 2017

yoga cult

A cult of people that have yoga in common, the more difficult poses they can do, the higher they rise in the cult's hierarchy.

She wanted everyone to be yogi so that she wouldn't end up left out of the yoga cult she started.

by The Original Agahnim November 19, 2021

Cult

A group of wackjobs who believe in some claims from a random guy

"Are you sure this isn't a cult?"
"Do you want to be left behind when the UFO's come pick us up?"

by BananaLBozo May 16, 2025

CBT Cult

We workshop cock and balls torture + Nosh Rice likes kids

Wow cbt cult

by Noah Rice January 29, 2024

cult maxing

is an attempt at enhancing one's cult exposure by methods including joining, starting, or contributing to cults

Sarah joined 3 cults last summer she's no cap cult maxing like a gangster.

by MaxwellMurdoch June 19, 2022

Loiter Cult

art collective, school of thought, people making art in parking lots, definitely a cult. IG @loiter.cult

I would've went to that White Nationalist Rally but I found Loiter Cult instead. Thanks Loiter Cult.

by michelle glass May 2, 2021