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Rubik's cube relationship

A Rubik's cube relationship is a relationship that has gone south, typically with a narcissist. Trying to get the relationship back to where it once was, is like trying to restore a Rubik's cube back to its factory new condition. The relationship has flipped, and gone from the best thing that ever happened to you, to a total and complete nightmare.
Her: Why did you and your ex get divorced?

Me: It was a Rubik's cube relationship. It went south and we could never get it back to where it was, mostly because of the word salad, the loop de loop conversations, and total lack of accountability
by Siouxsie Supertramp October 3, 2023
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Cubing

The act of inserting a piece of lego into the rectum for sexual gratification.

This tends to refer to pieces with at least parallel studs (i.e. 2*2 or 2*4 size pieces.
"Why are you smiling like that Jake? Are you cubing right now?"
"I am cubing all day every day, baby!"
by Eudaimonea February 19, 2022
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Cubed

Square^2, square-squared. Totally nerdy, socially clueless, completely out of touch with real life.
Be there or be cubed.
by Carolyn the Great April 16, 2011
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arubics cube

How an illiterate spells Rubik's Cube.
Remember when you had me buy that arubics cube?
by ElmoLovesYou June 6, 2022
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Cube People

Individuals who work in a corporate office where their primary workstation is a cubicle. They are tasked with making decisions that impact an entire corporation or organization. The decisions they make are often, if not always, terrible decisions that a significantly larger group of people who do the physical work in the field have to suffer through. For a group to be considered “Cube People” they must…

1. Be in charge of making decisions that others not working in a comfortable office must complete or comply with.

2. Have very little or no practical knowledge for what they are making decisions on.
Supervisor: Team, as you all know we had an incident last week where Larry tripped on his own shoelaces. Going forward an alarm will ring on the intercom every 15 minutes. When you hear the alarm, please stop what you are doing and check your shoelaces.

Employee: Who come up with this genius idea?

Supervisor: I got an email from corporate this morning mandating it.

Employee: Fucking Cube People!
by Mr_Mcmister December 9, 2023
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Cubed Fruit

Jordi Long is a cubed fruit
by Shorid October 1, 2020
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Cube

The Yeovil College word for love.
I cube you!
Share the cube!
by poppysaurus December 14, 2012
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