cracker monkey

When someone is high on crack and they go crazy like a monkey and fuck lots of people at once, while finding it hard to move.
Dude, is that guy going crazy?

No, his doing the cracker monkey.

Wow, hes got alot of girls.
by Just Helping November 20, 2010
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Prawn crackers

the crispy remains of tissues used for mopping up man milk, which have been left under the bed forgotten
just been in your brothers room and it is full of prawn crackers the little strummer
by Dan Glibals March 03, 2009
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T.J. Cracker

When you dig in your toes after a hard days work and you pick all the crust(also known as toe jams) and slap it beetween two crackers of your choice(Ritz goes best) and put on a favorite topping and start munchin'.......As seen in House Party 1.
Aye girl come get half of my peanut butter T.J. Cracker.
by RaShaun A.K.A Ray-Ray November 10, 2007
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fudge crackers

usually said when something bad or unpleasant occurs and the person is around people who would be offended if another "F" word were to come from the person's mouth.
Teacher: You failed this class.
Student: Fudge Crackers!
by Phunkie July 30, 2011
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Sand Cracker

A slur used to describe people with middle eastern origin, usually used in a racist way.
by Tr89 October 01, 2011
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Cum Cracker

Would you like a dick biscuit or a cum cracker??
by Occulta September 08, 2010
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