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Cryption

Cryption from the semi-popular anime "Cryption" known mostly for the (fortnite ball saga) Spends most of his days making shitty keyframes and wanting to be in LC
"Cryption said he was going to clap my mother"
by Sickomodecryption May 19, 2021
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La'Crystal

truth if she trust you, but she will never lie to you she’ll just withhold information. She’s very understanding, aware and confidant, but she lowkey. She often pulls away from friends and family with no warning, or regard to how it will seem. It’s her personal form of self preservation; she’s turned off by bs! She just wants to laugh and enjoy life, she sees the glass as half full rather than half empty, she’s a optimist. When people meet her they see her as real, down to earth, sarcastic and funny, and once you get to know her you'll see her as an extremely loyal and kind hearted person, doesn’t mind being the butt of her own joke, she hates drama, lies, and gossip! A beautiful person who wants to change the world and all that she meets in it!!! Many people are jealous of her just based on her beauty, brains, and bank account. She is the personification of innocence and beauty, one tough chic that will not take any bullshit, strong-willed, dedicated, humble, beautiful, crazy but in a healthy way...good crazy, optimistic, adventurous, wise beyond her years, she has great instincts, and is just simply fabulous! she is a person with an old and wise soul, she will do anything to protect her friends and family, definition of beauty.
Everybody want's a Crystal she real and down
La'Crystal Is A Queen
by QueenKee June 6, 2015
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Is Lucid Crying?

A famous phrase said by some 14 year old British kid to the youtuber iamlucid when he ddosed him.
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Crystal Chappell

Crystal Chappell is a soap actress who has become even more widely known because of her portrayal of Olivia Spencer (on Guiding Light) and 1/2 of the supercouple Otalia.

Crystal is now currently employed on Days of Our Lives and is working closely with writer Kim Turrisi and director Hope Royaltey on their new web-based show Venice.
"Did you see how awesome Crystal Chappell was on the show yesterday? She should win an Emmy!"

"Crystal Chappell is THE goddess of daytime TV."
by K8eistrubl August 22, 2009
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Crying

An allergic reaction usually caused by life.
"Are you crying?"
"No, I'm having an allergic reaction."
"To what?"
"Life."
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Cryptic metaphor

A line made famous by flash animation veteran, Egoraptor, in his spoof of the game Metal Gear Solid, "Metal Gear Awesome". This is uttered aloud, by Vulcan Raven, referring to the fact that Snakes have no arms, and since Revolver Ocelot gets his arm cut off, it symbolses that he is going to be the next snake, making a cryptic metaphor. This exclamation can also be used by standing silently behind a complete stranger and pointing at them, and waiting for them to turn around, and when they do, shouting "CRYPTIC METAPHOR." And walking away without further comment.
1. Snake: Oh, gee whiz, I hope a tank isn't gonna totally come outta nowhere and OWN me.

*tank shoots snake*

Snake: YOU KNOW... SERIOUSLY... I'M GETTING A LITTLE FUCKING PISSED OFF!!!

Meryl: Hey, Snake, a tank is gonna totally...

Snake: SHUT UP!!

Raven: CRYPTIC METAPHOR.

Snake: Do you seriously think this is fucking fair?

Raven: ...Just throw grenades at me.

Snake: Oh.

*explosion*

Snake: Awsum!

Raven *laughs* I gave him more than a raven could hunt for in the night.

Ocelot: What?!

Raven: The snake prowls feircely, but cannot scratch his back, for as the sioux people are aware of, snakes have no arms with which to scratch their back.

Ocelot: ...Shut up.

Raven: The Raven on my head thirsts for his blood!

Raven's tattoo: DAMN RIGHT, NIGGA, mm-MM!!

2. Mungo: So what are you doing this weekend?

Zodiac: CRYPTIC METAPHOR!!!

Mungo: Cheapass! You did that last week!
by Dr. Zodiac October 25, 2009
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Dusty Crystal

A dusty crystal is a slang term commonly used to describe a rare sexual experience involving narcotics, specifically crystal meth. The man first inserts some amount of crystal meth into a woman's anus (the amount depends on both the thrill desired and the inner diameter of the woman's anus). After a satisfactory amount of crystal meth is inserted, ie there is no leakage, the man sits behind the woman, with his face very close to the woman's buttocks. Once the man is ready, the woman violently induces flatulance and the man inhales deeply through his nose, intaking all the previously inserted crystal meth and any other gases.
Hooker: "Hey baby, want some company tonight?"
Man:"How much for a Dusty Crystal?"
Hooker:"What's that?"
by sm00th February 20, 2009
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