Control

Again. It isn't about controlling your behavior. It's about preventing you from using this to control my behavior and the outcome or nature of my existence with cooperative non-association, gaslighting, mass stalking, copyright theft, selective shunning. And you can't say you're not doing it because it's implict THE FACT that you're doing and that you have justified it internally and committed to it. You are using your behavior to control my ability to attain recourse and turn me into a human schrodinger's cat. And all in the name of wrong think about women. I don't need to be humble. That's you trying to control my behavior. I don't need to be sorry. That's you trying to control my behavior. And before you vomit your next round of "Well I don't have to *insert uno reverse*" remember I also don't have to let the next kid I get within arms reach of to live. You weren't there for the last 5 you won't be there for the next.

Hym "So, what you need to do is control your behavior in such a way that it doesn't get your kids killed. If you're not going to stop trying to control my behavior, you're either going to need to be forced by the state or I'm going to need to create reprocussions for you're actions here."

by Hym Iam April 15, 2024

fetus control

fetus control is an act of which after ejaculating deep into the woman's vagina you then take your fist and uppercut her in the uterus opening up your arms and squeezing as hard as you can making sure to completely destroy her eggs in the process to avoid pregnancy

Joe: dude how did you go with Julia
max: it went well we went to my place but I had to perform fetus control to make sure she won't get pregnant

by shiokarai December 14, 2019

Gun control

It is a response to someone calling “shotgun”. If someone calls shotgun another can yell “gun control.” This then allows anyone to sit in the front seat except for the person who yelled “shotgun.” The the individual still sits in the front then that enacts confiscation and the person and be thrown out of the seat. This is only allowed if sanctioned by the driver.

Matt: Let’s go to Target.

Keegan: Shotgun!
Max: Gun control!

Keegan: Yo wtf
Max: Dude you’re the shortest one, Colby should sit in the front.
Colby: Thanks

by jumpedmax/moss April 13, 2020

neut controller

The key to the multiverse

The only thing you need for a full life is the neut controller

by Butchiebox March 19, 2019

Bird Control

Bird control or bird abatement involves the methods to eliminate or deter pest birds from landing, roosting and nesting.

It can also mean birth control according to "The Angry Birds Movie (2016)".

Red: "Sees a parent with a troop of hatchlings"

Red: Hey, Ever heard of Bird Control?

by FusedZamae March 6, 2025

Crowd Control

When you walk-up to someone annoying you and you announce you farted, even when you didn't, just to get them to leave your space.

I really need to do some crowd control, this party is getting out of hand.

by barnstormer January 27, 2023

controler

Controler

Judgemental, insecure. Mean

A person who on first impression judges people, and is not open. Usually this person is a man child.

Someone: hey how's it going?

You: just stare cause u've worked with a bunch of jerk like peeps, so ur sooo burntout, now the controler thinks ur retarded.

by a fish girl October 3, 2013