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Cum Carrot

A stretched out used carrot covered in cum. Used by mostly Fortniter’s.
Wow dude her cum carrot was beautiful.”
by Daddy lover122 February 17, 2024
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Carrot Road

Stadium of Norwich Shitty Football Club
I ordered some tickets to go see norwich shitty play at carrot road, the match is in 6 days *Shows 6 fingers in one hand*
by CcDragz April 5, 2024
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carrot waxing

The act of encouraging carrots to grow inside you, and then eating it after it's fully developed.
"Oh yeah I finished my monthly carrot waxing, I can't wait to have some soup with the byproduct."
by Twinkothy January 27, 2025
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nigga carrot

Even though nobody is going to admit it, we've all been there. Maybe you're alone, in class, or on national television; maybe you thought there'd be enough time to run to the crapper; or maybe you deemed that fart “safe.” Unfortunately for you, your underpants (if you're wearing them), and those around you (if there are people around), you just shat yourself.
You may not need this guide right now, but you will later. So take note. Maybe even bookmark it. But listen and learn, people.

Step 1: Diagnose the Potential Shit
by Renew is gay February 4, 2020
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carrot

a orange pointy thing that can be decorative for your room. they are hard and can be made into apples. ( i think.) also DO NOT be tricked into eating carrots coz their ' good for seeing in the dark'. you need to keep your poor carrots safe from the MOUTH!

WARNING: do not put your pet carrot in the washing machine or else you will be forced to take carrot cake to your grandmothers house.
awww your a good carrot aren't you fredrick.
by #barnibussssss(uknowit) September 13, 2020
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carrot dresser time

A feddish for sex with someone dressed as a carrot
by Fost Ape September 13, 2017
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Windy carrots

Throwing blind punches with no technique.

Throwing windies
“The silly cunt just started throwing windy carrots at everyone in sight”
by Teddyravish December 1, 2020
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