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crusty cross eyed pigeon

1. Robert Scoggins

2. Person whoms wife is a fat prostitute, and he thinks about raping young children, works at local fast food restaurants

3. Ignorant fool who puts nacho cheese filled pans in clean dish water

4. Biggest suck up at a workplace...
1. Robert is a crusty cross eyed pigeon

2. Look at that guy starin at those 10 year old girls, he's a crusty crossed eyed pigeon.

3. What fuckin crusty cross eyed pigeon put this in my clean water...

4. Hey boss....anything for you boss....hooo hoo ha ha ha
by John and Derek June 22, 2006
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Crassy

Used in describing someone as being crass.
"Dude's crassy. He just sits in the basement smokin' rock, and he'll say anything if it aint worth hearin'."
by MatthewKastor September 7, 2009
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crafty girl

a girl who is quick witted, very funny, usually from the south. She draws people in with her accent. Loved by all.
Hey, what do you think of that lady in Parenting one chat ???

Oh I think she's a real Miss Crafty Girl!
by Lamop February 16, 2005
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Crusty Quads

When someone has already has been sexually used, by multiple others in a short time period and the next person up isn't getting a green hit by any means. They are getting the remnants of at least 3 others incidents which took place and have left the area not only sloppy, but now from time and lack of being able to shower in between incidents, the dirty crust has become the prelude to any future incident.
After Stacy had a train run on her, Todd was the only one left who hadn't hit it. Unfortunately for him, sloppy seconds wasn't on the menu. Only crusty quads...
by Tupac420 December 27, 2010
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Captain Crusty

A Captain Crusty is a commonly used term for a girl who has enough layers of STDs that she sheds what looks like cornbread dropping wherever she goes. These droppings are actually layers of the vaginal skin and mons pubis skin that are decaying and rotting off due to excessive or "loose" use of the vagina.

This condition can also be transferred via sexual or oral intercourse and can result in shedding similar discharge on the tongue and penal/vaginal region. Participants with these type are suggested to use extreme caution.
Man, that girl was a Captain Crusty for sure. I wouldn't dive into that if there was a gun to my head.

What are those little droppings in your panties? Oh....She's a Captain Crusty....
by AntiCrustyMvmnt April 16, 2010
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Crusty

Usually describes a person,place or thing that appears to be in either bad shape or form.
Did you see that girl's lips they were so crusty

that house we visited was extremly Crusty

What a Crusty piece of bread
by Neekay May 20, 2007
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crast

Abosultly Nothing at all.
Person 1 : Hey what's that you have behind your back?

Person 2 : CRAST!
by BobMcVicBob February 18, 2008
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