First On My Wrist

From the act of making notes in pen on ones wrist, arm, or other body parts.

Yep, got it first on my wrist.

by flashwildecard June 7, 2011

Canadian First Base

Like American First Base, but with a finger in the butt. Also known as a Morneau.

"I went out with that Canadian girl."
"Did you make it to first base?"
"Better. Canadian first base."
"She gave you a Morneau, eh."

by Bahbarqer Sanchéz August 9, 2016

first born syndrome

When in The Sims 2 where you have a kid, exit the game and the next time you have another kid it's the EXACT SAME AS THE FIRST CHILD besides gender....sometimes.

this is all because the game has a selection of faces a kid gets from 1 - 6 and its in that order, no randomisation, overtime you close the game it resets back to 1.

Lets say here that idk Don Lothario and Cassandra Goth start having babies
Don: Hey Timmy!
Cassandra: Bro, thats Jimmy....
Don: THEY HAVE THE SAME FACE, ITS FIRST BORN SYNDROME DANGIT
*Tommy now starts running around*
Don: LOOK, TOMMY LOOKS DIFFERENT TO THE OTHERS BCS THE GAME WASNT CLOSED

by Jalwaysawake June 29, 2021

Love at first shite

Playing tinder on the toilet, the act of swiping before wiping.

When making a log deposit becomes a beautiful moment.

"Dude, check out this ten".
"I'm not touching your phone, I know where you've been"
"But dude, it was love at first shite"

by Lanky Charlie January 23, 2015

breast first search

a searching algorithm used by programmers which involves the search of the breast first, going down onwards

That guy uses breast first search? He's so hot ong

by randomJavaEnjoyer May 16, 2022

Timothecles’ First Principle

Timothecles’ First Principle states that those should:

Seek freedom of the mind. One who masters the power of knowledge will possess the knowledge of power.

Timothecles’ First Principle could be defined as - questioning how to improve one’s intellect, status, wealth, sigma.

The Story:
After many hours of pondering, Timothecles returned to social consciousness to speak to the masses.

Legend proclaims he declared these words - “Seek freedom of the mind. One who masters the power of knowledge will possess the knowledge of power.”

His many followers soon realized his great sagacity and met him at the coliseum gates where he was, very slowly, making his way to his front-row bench seats to the empire-wide stoning at mid-day.

by Timothecles October 7, 2023

first chance dance

An Orono High School dance. Guys are grinding on girls , people are getting high in the back , and everyone is vaping in the middle !

I got {high as fuck} at first chance dance last night

by ORONOFUCKDADDY April 22, 2018