hipped my brokes

When you’re so insanely stressed you can’t pay attention to driving laws and get in an accident that nearly kills you but you just break your hips and get a concussion.

You know that beautiful chick who worked at the chilling home? I didn’t die, I just hipped my brokes

by Iliarose August 21, 2023

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Broke Dick

Someone or something that has little to offer. “ What the fuck? Look at that broke dick with that hot girl” or “ that restaurant is so broke dick. The food sucks and it’s full of dudes”

“What the fuck? Look at that broke dick with that hot girl” or “ that restaurant is so broke dick. The food sucks and it’s full of dudes”

by Willy Wiskers July 9, 2023

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Harambe broke

When you are beyond broke and have no money.

Girl: "Can we go out for dinner tonight?"
Guy: "Hell no, I'm harambe broke right now - go make yourself a ramen."

by Mikestank January 22, 2017

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Coltz Broke

The rock bottom of bankruptcy, an endless cycle of despair and depression.

Person 1: I can't play Tarkov bro, I've reached rock bottom!
Person 2: What do you mean? Just scav to get some money back.
Person 1: I-I-I can't bro. I'm Coltz Broke.
Person 2: Dear god...

by chadrat April 18, 2021

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