Backseat Mining

When someone watching you play Minecraft questions all of your decisions and tells you how they think you should be playing.

Jordan is always backseat mining me, every time I play it's just, "cobblestone this" or, "you should have used that"

by WiggleFest July 9, 2014

Backsmack

To talk about someone behind their back

Brittany:"wow she looks really ugly"
Jessica:"sorry I don't backsmack"

by Backsmack September 12, 2014

backsider

Someone who takes selfies with the backside of their camera, specifically iPhone users.

Did you see Cam take a picture with the back of her phone?
Yeah, she's a backsider!

by kaelin92 November 15, 2014

Backseat Hooter

When someone else is dictating how you take your hoots

Don't be a backseat hooter

by SpiralGoddes October 11, 2015

backstage ass

The person or voice in your life that's like an eternal backseat driver. They're always trying to tell you what to do, how to do it, and what you're doing wrong. Over all they're an asshole but probably a correct asshole.

"Dude, Megan is such a backstage ass. If I want to party the night before the SAT, then I WILL party the night before the SAT. She needs to chill out."

by kinkasucks June 11, 2016

Backseat Texting

Telling someone what or how they should text.

John- Dude you should text her "Fuck You!"
Bob- Quit backseat texting.

by EmotionLord44 October 3, 2016

Backseat Bender

Having intercourse in the back of a car where the female is bent over the back seat

I banged Abbie in the back seat yesterday, gave her a full backseat bender treatment.

by Daniel Allen Bitches August 21, 2016