bone droop

The loss of an erection or overall sexual arousal due to the sudden visual of a hideous looking individual. Usually occurs when trolling through craigslist personals section. Should be accompanied by a "wah waah" horn sound in the background.

"Ugh, I was trolling the Craigslist casual encounters, clicked on a chicks ad, took one look at her, and had immediate bone droop."

by Elusiveunicorn69 October 18, 2014

bone gazer

when a guy or girl is caught gazing the "bone"

allen is known as a "bone gazer"

by jamnjay87 April 18, 2010

Bone Vault

another word for pussy

Damn! her bone vault is loose

by SUper FINger October 16, 2008

Bone Cobbler

The most venomous type of snake in the universe. The potency in a single drop of the venom has the power to decimate Jupiter 5 times (or half of your mother). The only thing that can kill this creature is a wild boar on copious amounts of French cocaine, or an extremely buttery corndog.

Guy 1: I'm going to the swamp today to go hunting.
Guy 2: Watch out for Bone Cobblers.

by Buck Jay June 21, 2021

Desk bone

An erection that occurs at work which requires one to stay at their desk until it goes away.

I was late for my meeting today because I had a wicked desk bone.

by RekanizeBlacKat December 30, 2017

Quantum Bone

To get so fucked up while drinking that you take on a new identity with every girl you meet whilst in pursuit of a one night stand. You also imagine seeing a hologram of one of your close friends telling you the probability of you getting laid with your current alias using a dollar store cellphone. Success of said pursuit results in a Quantum Bone

DJ: *wakes up in love hotel* Huh?

Random Girl: Oh, hey. You were awesome last night Angelo.

DJ: Oh boy...

Hologram of Brandon: Dude! You totally Quantum Boned her!

DJ: Brandon? What the fuck?!

by djenki December 20, 2010

Bone deth

Jumping a BMX bike to flat or nearly flat from a high obstacle. Usually when riding street but it could happen riding skateparks or jumps. Used to describe before, during or after jumping.

"Dude are you going to jump down that?"
"Bone deth"
"Dude, I can see your femur. Are you okay?"
"Yeah dude bone deth!"

by cypruss July 20, 2012