monkey boning

Spontaneous, crazy , wild , jungle like sex. Constantly switching up positions , ass spanking, hair pulling , fucking on every surface around you . ie, desks , sinks , tables , parents beds , even your children's beds! Fuck it . doing it like the mammals on the descovery Channel . its when your girls crying and yelling like rabie infested monkeys in your local zoo .

Ex: me and my bitch just had the best monkey boning sex ever . I threw her through the wall and she still got back up . she was crazy man ! She even ate the condom wrapper .

by milfy902 November 19, 2014

on the meat bone

when someone has big brain

"man that dudes really on the meat bone today"

by whipwhipnaenae December 08, 2020

Quantum Bone

To get so fucked up while drinking that you take on a new identity with every girl you meet whilst in pursuit of a one night stand. You also imagine seeing a hologram of one of your close friends telling you the probability of you getting laid with your current alias using a dollar store cellphone. Success of said pursuit results in a Quantum Bone

DJ: *wakes up in love hotel* Huh?

Random Girl: Oh, hey. You were awesome last night Angelo.

DJ: Oh boy...

Hologram of Brandon: Dude! You totally Quantum Boned her!

DJ: Brandon? What the fuck?!

by djenki December 20, 2010

Doodle Bones

That V shaped muscle above a man's junk that is very defined on a fit guy that points to his doodle.

Hey T what do you think of that hot guys doodle bones? Y thinks it is really sexy!!!

by zigmantas April 13, 2014

Boning out

Taking Viagra just to get more random boners. Boning out feels good.

I took some Viagra just because I wanted to have more random boners. I like boning out.

I went to my cousins house so I popped some " V ". We created this boning out def.

by Harborside May 23, 2013

Bone phone

When a girl has gauged earlobes big enough to fit your cock into. Then you insert your penis from the backside so that the tip sits right next to her mouth, resembling a phone. Then she can suck or lick the tip like she is talking on the phone.

Check out that chick with the gauged earrings, I bet she nobs on the bone phone!

by Bummybumkin December 24, 2016

Bone Nobbin

A alternative term for an elbow

Nate: Dude, It's true.. I licked your bone nobbin and you didn't notice!
Dana: You licked my what?

by TheGreatBubbz November 29, 2012