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Blonds

They are refurred to "bumb ass people". Because they are blond. Beware of them. You may be their next victim.
Yall are thinking the Illuminatis are dangerous? Then you are dumbdumb you little sheeple. The blonds are the REAL danger of the planet. They will... BLOND YOU.
"Arthur is blond. Beware of the blonds"
by cacahuete06 May 31, 2023
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National kiss a blonde day

12. of january is for kissing your blonde girlfriend or friend!!!.
by wowowow January 12, 2024
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Blonde Space

by Blondiesss August 18, 2019
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briefcase blonde

Briefcase Blonde:
A term usually used by Black men to describe a professional blonde that is now his submissive or slave, and is devoted to him.
"I've got me my Briefcase Blonde, and for her, there is no goin' back now that she's had Black."
by Regulas Prime October 4, 2020
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Dumb blonde

Dumb Blonde is the definition of a dumb girl who either has blonde hair, or dyed her hair blonde.
The dumb blonde tripped over herself.
by 'suppeeps March 31, 2021
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blonde twunk

Blonde twunks are the sexiest men alive. A twunk has a cute kissable face like a twink, but lots of muscles like a hunk. A blonde twunk top will fuck you in the ass and you’ll feel butterflies thinking about it for months afterward.
1. When I looked into the sexy eyes of the blonde twunk it was love at first sight. I was irresistibly attracted to him and wanted him to plunge his cock into my butt so bad. We started making out and all the sudden we were cuddling in his bed, his cum dripping out of my ass. I had been hypnotized by the steaming hot sexiness of a blonde twunk.

2. No twink bottom can resist the allure of a tall, sexy blonde twunk. Like moths to a lantern, it’s just too much temptation for them to resist.
by twinkbottomboy November 26, 2024
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Blonde

Good chance they're hot but probably dumb
"Hey you should go ask her out"
"Nah. She's pretty stupid"
"well yeah but she's a good lookin' blonde"
by Death_Potato576 March 2, 2020
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