joe blake

biggest turkey in the class of 2024; known as the clown of the class.

“yo you seen joe blake hit that griddy at the assembly?, yea that jawn was thurll”

by joeblakefan2024 December 2, 2022

the blake

to go to a party, most likely of someone you dont like, sneak into the laundry room, and shit in the dryer, then turn timer to 90 min on high cotton.

to go to a laundymat, throw a freshly pooped in sock into a dryer, insert max amount of quarters and leave.

youve been hit by the blake

by yourstruley November 12, 2007

rob blake

LEGENDARY

Rob Blake. Just legendary. LEGENDARY

by OutLawsFinest June 1, 2016

jordan blake

Jordan Felix Blake or (Jordaddy) is the actual definition of a sex god. Mostly known for his iconic pizza picture, he is AN ACTUAL GOD HES SO HANDSOME.

Girl: did you see Jordan Blake's new post?
Boy: you mean jordaddy? Yes I did. I had to change my panties.

by Leo.grey.blender June 21, 2017

BIg daddy blake

A gay boi that loves nothing more than lil boi butts

lets kill big daddy blake

by makin roaches October 2, 2018

Kaiden Blake

Kaiden Blake is an internet scene kid. He is most well known for his blue hair. He gained his popularity primarily from the social networking sites, Buzznet and Myspace. He has stated before that he is 'asexual' - but it is believed by many that he is really a closeted homosexual - though his die hard fangirls refuse to believe it. He spends most of his time whoring himself out on the interwebz & playing online games like Second Life. It has also been said that he is a musician and writer, but there is no proof of any valid work that he has put out. He moved to L.A. at some point and was seen hanging around with people like Audrey Kitching and Clint Catalyst - probably in hopes of feeding off of their popularity.

Girl 1 - who is this Kaiden Blake guy?

Girl 2 - you know, that trendy blue haired kid from myspace.

Girl 1 - um... no, I do not know.

Girl 2 - Oh, well, you are not missing anything.

by CheekyBottom July 25, 2009

Serious Blake

He's pretty fucking srs.

I hear Blake is being pretty serious tonight, after all, he is fucking Serious Blake.

by Xeonith October 14, 2008