Tom-Banter

Sexual banter involving a male your not actually having sexual relations with. The male does not have to be called Tom, but it does make using 'Tom-Banter' more appropriate if his name is in fact Tom.

Mike: What attracts you most to him?
Charlotte: His massive dick.
Mike: *giggles*
Charlotte: Ahh Tom-Banter

by TheOneWhoEnjoysBanter June 14, 2011

Bantered

To be the subject of a persons or groups banter.

Person 1 (in the presence of Oli) - "Mate, you look like a girl with that haircut and your dress sense is borderline homosexual"

Person 2 (speaking to Oli) - Oli, consider yourself bantered.

by Captain Banter January 20, 2008

beater

Largest piece of shit car. Candiates are, but not limited to, Mercury Tracer, Geo Metro, any Toyota Camry of any year, or any shitty car that you would only ride in with a bag over your head, or it smells, looks, drives, and tastes bad.

Guy 1: Hey man, Check out my new whip!

Guy 2: Dude, that thing's a fucking beater.

by Larry Davidzz November 14, 2011

Bender

A strict grading, hard bargained, beer-bellied, red-faced alcoholic that enjoys masturbating with their bent leg while they are trapped in a 70's themed station wagon reciting war stories that they weren't in. All while they are thinking about U.S. history.

Damn. That guy is a real Bender.

by CockThunder November 6, 2014

Willy Banter

Someone who enjoys 'playing with his willy' or infact using his penis for other pleasurable activities. These people may be recognized as 'Wankers'.

Tomo: Alrihh Finto , whaa ye get up tah last niite?

Finto: Jayzuz Tomo, had fuckin' serious willy banter. Ye won't belieeve the state of me fuckin' jocks now.

Willy Banter ,Wanker, Willy Whistler, Adam

by PeterFiles June 4, 2009

buffalo beaters

Wagon-burning Native Americans in the plains/mountains who wanted to compete with the salmon-beating coastal Native Americans.

Those buffalo beaters sure give the salmon beaters a run for their money. Did you hear that Lone Warrior beat 3 buffalo in one day. That's impressive, enit Marlita?

by rockclimb3r October 1, 2009

old beater

women who have hit the wall as far as their looks go.

This bar is full old beaters. Dude, what were thinking, she's a beater?

by expiii April 16, 2014