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smokin' the bear

An expression used to describe dick-sucking between men who are often appreciated as being rugged, stubbly(or a little on the unshaven side), hairy, muscular, and oozing with raw manly sex. They may be into wearing denim, tattoos, boots, and listen to country music, with an "I break for BEARS!!!" bumper sticker on their trucks. They may be the kind of guy who is wearing leather and shades on a motorcycle with a scruffy beard and sexy smile. Truckers, bikers, construction workers, hard hats, and cowboys(or wang wranglers)...all of them are men who are more than a little rough around the edges and share an all consuming passion for sucking each other's sausage.
Ken and Josh like to go home, slide out of their denims, turn down the lights, slip into the shower, wash-off the dust and sweat from their job as construction workers and take turns giving each other's crotch as much oral attention as possible. They absolutely love smokin' the bear.
by Happy Wolf June 22, 2007
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Bear stub

When somebody with extremely short hair puts up their hair.
It's not long enough to be called a pony tail... it looks more like a bear stub.
"Hey, your hair has grown out quite a bit since last time you cut it."

"Oh.. yeah, I can kind of put it up now.. just into a bear stub though. not a ponytail."
by forcefate February 7, 2010
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Snuggie Bear

1. unbelievable

2. outrageous
3.shocking or ta be shocked.
4. to be so insulted

5. a way of verbalizing ones confusion
The Cop's jus pulled him out his car and beat him, I was like "What the snuggie bear".

this dog jus appeared out of the darkness had me all Snuggie bear an shit.

man we was at the zoo and chillin by the lion exhibit when a alarm went off sayin a lion was missing, i was like oh snuggie bear.
by Rah .A.K.A. Cracajac April 28, 2010
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Bear Shaving

The efforts we go to to deal with the symptoms of a problem rather than the root cause of the problem.
You have an eating disorder and as a solution you have a gastric band fitted. This is Bear Shaving. The real solution is to get to the root cause of the eating disorder and deal with it.

Global warming is causing the bears to overheat. Solution Shave the bears.
by black cat bastard August 3, 2009
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bear strength

Brute force that someone uses to lift or move a person or thing when all else fails. Putting all of your speed and power onto something until getting the desired results. Usually ending in some kind of painful injury.
My chevy ran out of gas so I used my bear strength to push it halfway to a gas station, but i had to call my bros to do push it the rest of the way cuz I pulled something in my back.
by Average Bobby June 30, 2009
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Artie Bear

nickname for the most awesome man in the whole entire world. used to describe a man who, on the outward appearance, is a scary military man, but on the inside is a cuddly, lovable, giggly pile of fluff
"That airmen is kinda scary looking, with his 'I will kill you' expression."

"Oh don't mind him, he's really just an Artie Bear."
by MayMay27 September 26, 2009
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Bear Tank

a person who breakes big objects with smaller objects using his/hers own phyical strengh and mental stamina, the hulk is a bear tank because of his destructive nature.
bear tank smash big rock with smaller rock
by Bear Tank August 2, 2010
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