Over the course of one day, One will release diarrhea constantly between breakfast until dinner in small spirts.
Since Joey had been pranked by his friends with a cup of laxative after he ate a whole bowl of ice cream, the next day he had a Man-Made River.
by Ugly_Jack March 17, 2015
When you drag your penis back and forth over a sleeping women's mouth then ejecatulate from her mouth and over her tits without waking her. When she wakes up she will have a dried snail trail from her mouth to her tits.
by That guy fd April 05, 2017
We live in a dank river valley.
by Deadboydoor517 October 27, 2022
by Grande11 August 20, 2016
by Bizzfirm November 23, 2017
This is a pick up line.
You : Excuse me miss can I see you hand, (don't worry I wont do anything to upset you) ( only if she is shy about it)
SHE GIVES YOU HER HAND, PLACE HER HAND INSIDE OF YOUR HAND PALM UP
DRAW A LINE DOWN THE MIDDLE OF HER HAND, AND SAY THIS IS A RIVER.
THERE IS A CHICKEN ON THIS SIDE OF THE RIVER, HE NEEDS TO GET TO THIS SIDE OF THE RIVER
(USE YOUR FINGER TO KINDA DRAW OUT ON HER HAND WHAT YOU ARE SAYING AS YOUR ARE SAYING IT, IT MAKES HER MORE INTERESTED IN IT)
NOW THAT CHICKEN CANT GO AROUND THE RIVER (USING YOUR FINGER TO DRAW WHAT YOU ARE SAYING)
THAT CHICKEN CANT SWIM IT (DRAW IT)
THAT CHICKEN CANT JUMP IT (DRAW IT).
SO HOW DOES THAT CHICKEN GET FROM THIS SIDE OF THE RIVER TO THAT SIDE OF THE RIVER? (DRAW IT)
NO MATTER WHAT SHE SAYS THE CHICKEN CANT GET FROM ONE SIDE TO THE OTHER PERIOD!
WHEN SHE SAYS WELL I DONT KNOW THEN, YOU SAY NEITHER DO I. I JUST WANTED TO HOLD YOUR HAND.
SO TO RECAP HOW IT SHOULD GO. EXCUSE ME MISS, CAN I SEE YOU HAND. OKAY THERE IS A RIVER RIGHT HERE AND THERE IS A CHICKEN ON THIS SIDE OF THE RIVER AND THAT CHICKEN NEEDS TO GET TO THAT SIDE OF THE RIVER, HE CANT GO AROUND, HE CANT SWIM IT, AND HE CANT JUMP IT. SO HOW DOES THAT CHICKEN GET FROM ONE SIDE OF THE RIVER TO THE OTHER? (NO MATTER WHAT SHE SAYS, YOU SAY HE CANT DO IT) (WHEN SHE SAYS I DONT KNOW HOW THE CHICKEN DOES IT) YOU SAY NEITHER DO I. I JUST WANTED TO HOLD YOU HAND.
You : Excuse me miss can I see you hand, (don't worry I wont do anything to upset you) ( only if she is shy about it)
SHE GIVES YOU HER HAND, PLACE HER HAND INSIDE OF YOUR HAND PALM UP
DRAW A LINE DOWN THE MIDDLE OF HER HAND, AND SAY THIS IS A RIVER.
THERE IS A CHICKEN ON THIS SIDE OF THE RIVER, HE NEEDS TO GET TO THIS SIDE OF THE RIVER
(USE YOUR FINGER TO KINDA DRAW OUT ON HER HAND WHAT YOU ARE SAYING AS YOUR ARE SAYING IT, IT MAKES HER MORE INTERESTED IN IT)
NOW THAT CHICKEN CANT GO AROUND THE RIVER (USING YOUR FINGER TO DRAW WHAT YOU ARE SAYING)
THAT CHICKEN CANT SWIM IT (DRAW IT)
THAT CHICKEN CANT JUMP IT (DRAW IT).
SO HOW DOES THAT CHICKEN GET FROM THIS SIDE OF THE RIVER TO THAT SIDE OF THE RIVER? (DRAW IT)
NO MATTER WHAT SHE SAYS THE CHICKEN CANT GET FROM ONE SIDE TO THE OTHER PERIOD!
WHEN SHE SAYS WELL I DONT KNOW THEN, YOU SAY NEITHER DO I. I JUST WANTED TO HOLD YOUR HAND.
SO TO RECAP HOW IT SHOULD GO. EXCUSE ME MISS, CAN I SEE YOU HAND. OKAY THERE IS A RIVER RIGHT HERE AND THERE IS A CHICKEN ON THIS SIDE OF THE RIVER AND THAT CHICKEN NEEDS TO GET TO THAT SIDE OF THE RIVER, HE CANT GO AROUND, HE CANT SWIM IT, AND HE CANT JUMP IT. SO HOW DOES THAT CHICKEN GET FROM ONE SIDE OF THE RIVER TO THE OTHER? (NO MATTER WHAT SHE SAYS, YOU SAY HE CANT DO IT) (WHEN SHE SAYS I DONT KNOW HOW THE CHICKEN DOES IT) YOU SAY NEITHER DO I. I JUST WANTED TO HOLD YOU HAND.
SO TO RECAP "THE CHICKEN CROSSING THE RIVER" HOW IT SHOULD GO. EXCUSE ME MISS, CAN I SEE YOU HAND. OKAY THERE IS A RIVER RIGHT HERE AND THERE IS A CHICKEN ON THIS SIDE OF THE RIVER AND THAT CHICKEN NEEDS TO CROSS THE RIVER, HE CANT GO AROUND, HE CANT SWIM IT, AND HE CANT JUMP IT. SO HOW DOES THAT CHICKEN GET FROM ONE SIDE OF THE RIVER TO THE OTHER? (NO MATTER WHAT SHE SAYS, YOU SAY HE CANT DO IT) (WHEN SHE SAYS I DONT KNOW HOW THE CHICKEN DOES IT) YOU SAY NEITHER DO I. I JUST WANTED TO HOLD YOU HAND.
by Trickle Motorsports October 21, 2014
Peace River Sharks are a female hockey team that don't even play in Peace River AB. The Sharks play in Nampa AB. They are a team of bitchin bitches that enjoy bitchin about the bitches.
Hey yall, Lets go to Nampa to watch Peace River's female hockey team, the Peace River Sharks, bitch out some other bitches!!
by Yippee-Ki-Yay December 10, 2010