go fuck yourself sideways

to tell someone to hurt themselves, very badly; a curse.

When the ginormous corporation's troll fires you, you can say "go fuck yourself sideways".

by Pinkie_Flamingo November 2, 2010

you've got tickets on yourself

a New Zealand expression used when someone thinks too highly of themselves compared to reality

you've got tickets on yourself don't you!

by hay.jenikke February 12, 2018

National Kill Yourself Day

April 21st is National Kill Yourself Day because it is the day after 4/20. After getting high as hell, you feel like shit. So if someone says kill youself today, then don’t hesitate bitch.

Kate: Bridget, it’s National Kill Yourself Day.
Bridget: Oof, gotta go swallow some pills then.

by Julia Evergreen May 28, 2018

Go Fuck Yourself Pie

Fictitious pie to be served to an individual who needs to go fuck his/herself.

Bill: You really made an ass of yourself today during your presentation to the new clients, Frank.

Frank: Hey, Bill, I've got a nice piece of Go Fuck Yourself Pie here for you. Eat up, fucker.

by bktscrambler October 5, 2009

kill yourself and fuck the body

An expression that gently informs the listener that their company or commentary is not appreciated.

See also: fuck off and die

You: Hi. Nice weather, huh?
Me: Kill yourself and fuck the body!

by C. S. July 7, 2005

spilled some dumbass on yourself

a term used to express the ultimate insult to a fucktard.

you are so stupid, why are you putting The Mentors in the T section?

you must have spilled some dumbass on yourself.

by Mickey Darling August 4, 2009

Cover Yourself in Oil day

Cover yourself in oil day is a special day in December 22 it's usually raining and you need to cover yourself in oil with any means Punching scp 015 or with a Traditional way grabing a bucket with oil and tuning it up side down to cover your head and other ways youll be screaming for 3 days but thats just the preperation on the fourth day you can fly freely until the oil dryes off or it stops raining

Oil floats on water
1.wait for it to rain
2. cover yourself in oil
3.fly

But remember! It's cover yourself in oil day!

by Szpieg2000 December 9, 2020