stack bastard

Extremely Fat and annoying.

-fuck you fat motherfucka, stack bastard.

by jelly beeaan February 5, 2023

Mad bastard

A word used in northern Ireland to describe someone who is good craic or mental or not wise in the head

See at Kyle he's a mad bastard. How come? He punched a double sided window through

by Gigachad56 December 24, 2022

weighty bastard

somebody who is suspect, open to controversy and an all round shady person.
somebody really intense in nature and character.

dude, I'm not sure about that guy, he seems a bit of a weighty bastard.

I hate that guy, he's such a weighty bastard.

by bethamphetamine12 April 25, 2011

left bastard

When someone is three times as much of a right bastard than thought possible.

Inspiration: "Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights make a left."

Person 1: Did you see him hit-and-run my car? What a right bastard he is.

Person 2: He did worse than that. He ran over a puppy and threw an empty beer can out his window. That bastard ain't a right bastard, he's a left bastard.

by Jack_Firerage June 30, 2023

ugly bastard

When a ugly midle aged man fucks your anime grill after 3 minutes of watching a potensially good anime that turned out to be a creepy huge age gap porno.

"Did you watch that recent hentai on hentaigasm? "

"Yeah dude, WTH! It had an ugly bastard in it. No thanks."

by weebjohnson December 15, 2017

Big Bastard

An exceptionally large object, idea, or more commonly, person.

"Fuck me, he's a big bulky bastard in't he?"

"You got a mocha?"
"Yeah, a big bastard "

by Fat_Fellow January 26, 2018

Hard Bastard

When you take a tequila shot, squirt some lemon juice into your eye, and then snort a line of salt.

"bro, you're way to much of a pussy to do the Hard Bastard"

by Simple-town Representative August 28, 2020