angry waiter

When a coworker proceeds to hit you in the balls from behind with a pepper grinder or other large solid object, causing serious pain and possible bloody urine, thus leading to serious retaliation

Slow nights at Rizzos are often passed by plotting angry waiter attacks on fellow servers

by dancin Dave October 02, 2007

Angry Dragon

After you blow your load in your woman's mouth, you put your hand over her mouth and keep her jaw shut and say, "I have syphillis". She will get mad and try to spit it out but it will only go out of her nose, thus resembling an angry dragon.

After smoking a bowl, I made my girlfriend look like Puff the Angry Dragon.

by UMCanes420 March 16, 2004

angry beaver

When you're pounding a girl in the dumper (or asshole, as it's called in the medical profession), then right before you're about to go, you spit on the back of her head so she thinks you've gone. When she turns around, you cum on her face, rip out her pubs and throw them on her face so they stick, and she'll resemble an angry beaver.

J-unit: i gave this bitch an angry beaver last night
Guy: haha man that's totally TITS!
Girl: you guys shouldn't talk like that it's degrading to women.
Guy: well that may be, but why should i trust something that bleeds for five days and doesn't die?
J-unit: plus it's funny as fuck!
Guy: have you tried the avalanche? where you cum in her face and push her down the stairs?

by hobsonator September 13, 2007

ANGRY CHAVS

Someone who gets angry at everything all the time and won't admit it.

Donny: OMG LOOK AT JOHN HE'S SO ANGGGRYY
John: No I'm not I'm not angry god dammit! Stop it or I'm going to tell on you!
Donny: ANGRY CHAVS!

by P. O. J. April 16, 2007

angry tree

A tree made from someones anger when planted with angry seeds

Charles: Let's go plant an angry tree >:3

by Gayangie February 01, 2007

Angry Primate

when your about to skeet in the woman randomly slap her on the poon, then make her unconcious with a headbutt to the face. whilst unconcious, poop on her chest. wait for her to wake up and when she does, she will bend over in pain as you slapped her vagina, then notice the poop on her chest. then you must run away. This is because she runs after you, bent over, throwing poop whilst being very angry. hence 'angry primate'

Dude1: look out! an angry primate!!!!

Dude2: sweeeeet, thanks for the heads up, gimme some *high five*

by CPOLD November 24, 2009

angry lumberjack

when you poop in a girls mouth, then chop it down like a tree with your dick.

Carter gave your mom an angry lumberjack. He yelled Timber before he was done.

by meow1056 November 22, 2011