Andre

That guy

Anyone: know about Andre? Trust me, he really is that guy

by TheBarbaricAristocrat November 21, 2021

Andre

Andre is my buddy. He is very funny but sometimes he scares me. He has done very questionable things like jerk off to me asking why we can’t just print more money. He’s my best friend and I wouldn’t want anyone else though. Andre Lindeen Flädi Kline Kriegman

Andre is gay

by GooGooGaGaGiGi November 22, 2021

Andres

Tall and slim, Andres has an excellent sense of humour and a twinkle in his eye.

His friends are intrigued by his ability to internalise and process the meaning of life whilst maintaining the capacity to function day to day.

A shy soul, Andres is unaware of his ability to distract the fairer sex with his Scandinavian appearance.

Naturally a free spirit, it is hard to pin down an Andres but when you do it will be worth it.
The best friend you could ask for, Andres is adored by those lucky enough to call him their friend.

He's my best friend, he's such an Andres.

Look at those eyes, he must be an Andres

by Jamcar August 18, 2017

andre

a piece of shit..part 2

dont be an Andre

by hehehehe_23.5 December 6, 2021

ANDRES

Tends to have a big cock, Runs down on small niggas.And not care

HE HAS TO BE AN ANDRES, JUST LOOK AT HIM !

by The mock June 17, 2018

Andres

Andres is one of the sweetest guys you'll ever meet! He's kind, funny, hot af, and has wonderful manners. He has an old soul and will always rush to your side to help. He holds open doors and pulls out chairs for any girls he meets. He has a regal charm about him that just makes you smile. He's very handsome and flirty. He will protect you no matter what, and will stick up for what he believes in. He cares very deeply for his friends and family, and any girl would be lucky to have an Andres.

Who's that guy over there?
The hot one? That's Andres

Ahh, he's so cute, we should go talk to him.

by Anonymous. July 23, 2019

Andre Onana

Manchester United's non-goalkeeper / goalletter. Signed by the notorious idiot Erik ten Haram for 50M quid after kicking club legend David de Gea out of the club, it has since become apparent that Onana had been cosplaying as a footballer all this time. His hands are made of poppadom and he is often called Dracula because he too is allergic to crosses. He is the type of goalkeeper that strikes confidence into the hearts of the opposition.

"AAAAAAAAAAAA FOR FUCK'S SAKE ONANA YOU FUCKING TWAT" - Mark Goldbridge after watching Andre Onana make his 69th blunder of the season

by Untar la Manteca August 10, 2025