anal astronomer

One who devotes their time to gazing longingly into and studying the physics of an anus.

An anal astronomer is a highly respected member of the scientific community.

by El Doucho Loco August 18, 2018

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Anal Vaping

method of getting really high invented by my friend Cam back in college

*taking a hit off a vape* These things only hit like, a little bit
*anal vaping* You gotta try it anally, man, it'll get you!

by jason pseudeikis February 9, 2023

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anal aura

The light emitted from igniting one’s flatulance, the spectacle display of which is said to reflate the nature one’s true personality.

Tim’s blue green anal aura burned the bed sheets and almost caught the whole cabin on fire. His girlfriend noted that the colors reflect his over sexed jealous nature...

by navadude April 11, 2019

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Any form of explosion just inside the anus. Could be the result of inserting and igniting gasoline or gunpowder, attempting to light a fart, or that Mexican food from yesterday. Depending on the strength of the sphincter, severe anal combustion may result in blowing out the anal socket or rupturing of the rectum.

I had pretty bad anal combustion after that spicy 15 bean soup--it almost blew out my sphincter!

by b007y514y3r March 11, 2016

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anal fraud

1
a : deceit, tease, trickery; specifically : intentional perversion of a sexual promise in order to induce another to part with something of value or to surrender a legal right
b : an act of deceiving or misrepresenting the promise of anal sex

2
a : the act of destroying the anal cavity of a woman.

She was found guilty of anal fraud.

guy1: "Dude my girl said I can get anal if I take her to the movies but she still didnt give it up."
guy2: "Thats anal fraud."

dude1: "Man I fucked the shit out of this broads asshole."
dude2: "Thats anal fraud"

by rampage eddie June 3, 2013

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