Simp

Joe

Person 1: Aw man he’s such a simp!
Person 2: What’s a simp?
Person 1: Have you not heard? The definition of simp is Joe. Fuck Joe!
Person 2: Ew! Fuck Joe!
Person 3: Joe? Who’s joe?
Person 1 & 2: JOE MAMA
Person 3: No, Joe the Simp
Person 1, 2, & 3: FUCK JOE!
joe pussy

by Devi1sev7n April 14, 2020

SIMP

Squirrels in my pants. (Squirrels squirrels) phineas and ferb. S to the I to the M to the P

“Simp SQUIRRELS IN MY PANTS”

by Nathanb4ts June 26, 2019

simp

anybody who’s name is Corey

is your name Corey? Major simp

by beanbun April 4, 2020

simp

ANDREW

girl:my friends name is andrew
other girl: he is a simp

by fakethot78420 May 15, 2020

Simp

Someone who is an alpha male and thumbs up comments in the group chat

Morgan is a simp

by Simpmeistergeneral February 4, 2020

SIMP

S.I.M.P is squirrels in my pants a song sung by Candace in the show Phineas and Ferb

I love that song SIMP

by Dicklover16 December 16, 2019

Simp

A Simple Individual Minded Pimp

A "Simp" is someone who sleeps with the hoes and doesn't meet with the bros

by Menstral Man May 20, 2020