Sir Thomas

When you flop your soft dong onto a table full of men to assert dominance.

I walked into a bar and didn't know anyone, so I walked up to a table of bikers and gave them a Sir Thomas.

by Butt Coat September 7, 2022

Thomas McGinn

If you have the name Thomas then you have 100% chance that you will get called "Thomas the Train". Really annoying most of the time because who wants to be correlated with a show meant for 5 year olds. If you meet someone named Thomas DO NOT call him "Thomas the Train". Other than that Thomas is really sexy.
Thomas walks down school hallway

Random Person - "Hey Thomas the Train"

Thomas *Pulls out gun from his bag and points it at him* -"The fuck you say to me"

Random Person - "Shit man! It's just a joke!

Thomas - "You know what's a joke"

Random Person - "What?"

Thomas - "Joe Mama!" *Proceeds to shoot him in the head.*

THE END.

My name is Thomas McGinn and I like men

by Jaquavion 663 April 25, 2022

Thomas the King

The greatest friend a smeg-lord could have. Tall, dark and handsome, just like his rectal tubes. His advice is as useful as uncle irohs and his humour exceeds that of Jeffrey Epstein (a notoriously funny fella). He knows where madelaine mccaine is.

Ethan: Where is thomas the king?
Henry: He's out getting hella bitches

by ColdPorridge November 16, 2022

Thomas Chamberlain

The Best person you will ever meet. He is crazy but an awesome chill pearson once you get to know him. He is also super hot.

OMG is that Thomas Chamberlain? So Hot!!!

by Unknown User CA January 5, 2022

Thomas Perry

No matter how much time he has to do homework he still can't get it done. You might think he is playing games during that time however he is still doing homework. He is a lost cause. He is a sweat at academic things however the results don't come through. He might end up as the manager of your local drug store.

Thomas Perry hasn't finished his homework, even though he has spent 5 hours on it. (it was a 15 minute project)

by ZackaryUS November 11, 2020

Thomas Barbusca

Thomas Barbusca is the most hottest boy from Terra . HE IS THE GUY FROM THE MICK AND MIDDLE SCHOOL : THE WORST YEARS OF MY LIFE . He is so fricking HoT! He s more hot than his bestfriend , Griffin Gluck . He have a sister named BRIELLE BARBUSCA and she is the most beautiful girl EVER! i swear to God if she isn t !
i have an fp for Thomas on tiktok : thomasbarbuscawifey .

my friends : Ew! he is so ugly!!!!!
me : good bye stranger . THOMAS BARBUSCA IS HOT!

by blxssomy December 2, 2020

thomas bailey

kind sweet country has a swag gf

thomas baileys girlfriend is so rad

by ojswag December 25, 2020