SIMP

Squirrels in my pants. (Squirrels squirrels) phineas and ferb. S to the I to the M to the P

“Simp SQUIRRELS IN MY PANTS”

by Nathanb4ts June 26, 2019

simp

an acronym for the famous american cartoon phineas and ferb’s hit song squirrels in my pants

chad 1: you know what my favorite song is?
chad 2: oh bro what is it?
chad 1: SIMP!

chad 2: oh from phoneas and fern?
chad 1: simp

by gingiplier February 20, 2020

Simp

A simp is a fool on some weak ass shit wit da hoes. This man opens doors for women, and then cums in his jeans when they say “thank you”.

“The other day I saw my simp ass nigga Brian simultaneously shit and fucking cum in his pants while opening the door for a hoe.”

by sirnigga February 3, 2020

Simp

Joe

Person 1: Aw man he’s such a simp!
Person 2: What’s a simp?
Person 1: Have you not heard? The definition of simp is Joe. Fuck Joe!
Person 2: Ew! Fuck Joe!
Person 3: Joe? Who’s joe?
Person 1 & 2: JOE MAMA
Person 3: No, Joe the Simp
Person 1, 2, & 3: FUCK JOE!
joe pussy

by Devi1sev7n April 14, 2020

Simp

An unwise man who clings to a girl whom he likes for attention.

Dude everybody don't call Luke and Tristan simps! (Don't you understand?) At least Tristan got lotta hoes online, and Luke just broke up with Maya! Look at Mirza.

by The best definition inventor February 17, 2020

simp

Someone who will go through far lengths to please a girl, mainly to get laid.

Damn man, he's a simp

by ayyhoe May 7, 2020

SIMP

(S)quirrels (I)n (M)y (P)ants
Squirrels in my pants, a known bop preformed by Candace Flynn on Phineas and Ferb

Garret: “What’s wrong with that girl over there? Is she having a seizure?”
Marvin: “Nah dude, she’s got squirrels in her pants!”

That girl over there: “SIMP, squirrels in my pants, S to the I to the M to the P, Then maybe you can be moving like me”

by thatkidoverthrewup October 27, 2019