russian screwjob

A male sucking his own penis while getting a rim job from a girl

Verb. Cody had a Russian screwjob with Sydney

by Death trap97 January 16, 2019

Russian Crackpipe

When you give your bro some suck, and right as they nut in your mouth, you light their testicles with a lighter, essentially smoking the Russian Crackpipe

Even though I may never nut again, that Russian Crackpipe last night changed my life

by Armadyl4251 February 5, 2017

russian abortion

This is when you drink vodka until your fetus falls out of your body.

"Dude, I had no idea what that chick was going to do since her parents wouldn't let her get a real abortion, but low and behold, everything's cool 'cause she gave herself a Russian abortion last Friday night!"

by A silly whore September 7, 2007

russian candycane

when a guy and a girl are fucking when the girl is on her period and the guy has no condom and he cums and when he pulls out its a mixture of the blood and the cum

my bestfriend didnt know she was on her period and when he pulled out she laughed because he had blood on his dick and she had cum on her and they mixed and the bitch was russian so they called it a russian candycane

by nastbitch101 January 19, 2011

Russian Enima

When multiple penises are in one anus

Her asshole is so big,gasp, I wonder if she got a Russian Enima

by Crazy93 August 11, 2009

Russian Raindrop

An act of torture: When youre sexing up your lady and when youre about to pop you tie your woman up, hold your junk over her head, pinch your dank, and have your jism drip out slowly on her forehead until you run out of baby batter.

Joe: Dude i gave sue the russian raindrop last night!
Bob: How long did it last for????
Joe: like 3 hours! by the end she was caked in my dried seed crying for her life
Bob: dude you rule. can you russian raindrop me??
Joe: ....

by TorturemeGibson October 16, 2009

Russian Tuck

When a man gets around, and in an effort to hide his erect penis, tucks it under his belt/waistband in order to avoid embarassment. "Russian" is replacing "rushing", because it would be quickly used to hide your erect member.

Dan got a boner in class, so before he got up, he quickly did a Russian Tuck, so no one would see his gargantuant boner.

by Penis Humor December 1, 2010