Rubber daddy

A daddy made of rubber.

"When you look at your dildo and you think.... rubber daddy."

by Dri lil December 19, 2020

Rubber daddy

A daddy made of rubber

"When you see your dildo and you think.... rubber daddy"

by Dri lil December 19, 2020

Fishing with Rubber Chickens

When someone makes self-deprecating jokes to get reassurance/validation from someone. Similar to Fishing for Compliments.

"Hey, you wanna hear a joke?"
"Sure"
"My future. That's the joke."
"Stop Fishing with Rubber Chickens dude, it's not funny."

by Scorchingghost December 19, 2020

Rubber biting

The concept that everything, and nothing, is gay so long as you bite a dick with a condom on

Cam: I had sex with a man with socks on, was that gay?
Daniel: did he bite your penis with a condom on?
Cam: yes he did.
Daniel: then no it was not gay.
Tyson: yes it was gay because he bit your penis with a condom on.
Cam: ahh this all makes sense now

That is rubber biting

by Big slong Dan December 24, 2020

Slug Rubber

A derogatory slang term used to describe a lesbian

Katie is always staring at my panties, I bet she is a slug rubber

by Araminthia November 10, 2021

Cognitive rubber duck

When a man cums in a girls ear, then places a plastic straw into the ear and blows extremely hard shooting the cum inside her skull and coating her brain with cum

Omg Emily last night with Jason was so fun, we even did the cognitive rubber duck and I can no longer see straight

by JJ________________x October 9, 2021

Rubber Bones

When you feel so tired or relaxed that your bones feel like rubber/jello, and all you can do is just wiggle (kinda like those balloon guys at the front of a car dealership)

Guy One: Hey man, why tf you wiggling like that?
Guy Two: Oh sorry, I got Rubber Bones

by MeatGrease September 4, 2021