Epic potato Is the main god in ppotatology, he is labeled as the god of nature and radical gamer moments, but those titles barely scratch the surface of his endless amounts of power.
The epic potato will come.
The epic potato will come.
The epic potato will come.
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The epic potato will come.
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by The Church of epic potato February 17, 2020
A chunky cough that lasts from about a week, to a month. Hard to hold in as it wants to come out every few minutes.
by GillyB3an February 15, 2019
A Try hard youtuber who's channel fails but still puts "potato jedi" as username in every single game and the urban dictionary.
by wowowowowowowowow_haram November 16, 2017
The Potato Empire is a glorious empire built by potato lovers in which they HATE Idaho. They also hate zoophiles and MAPs, and have killed many of them. JOIN US....
by Potato love.love December 13, 2022
I had a hyperspace potato for breakfast
by bekfastyyyyy February 01, 2018
When a man and a woman have just gotten out of the pool and they decide to have sex but his dick got wet in the pool so it is slimy
When we were at the rich kid's pool skinny dipping we were going to fuck on their patio table but he had a slimy potato so he fingered me with a pickle instead.
by Halfway43 April 07, 2015
Pressing a wet vagina onto sexual partner's body, creating a stamp like effect of you own vagina with your come.
by park roadie November 08, 2015