Potato Back

Someone that has bad posture or a hunched back that curves in weird ways like a potato.

Wow, Vlad your friend Roee is so cute can I get his number? Just so you know he is a potato back. Oh, nevermind then *proceeds to go vape in the bathroom*

by RoeeTheOgPotatoBack April 25, 2021

evil potato

An evil potato is an evil potato who will freekin destroy you if you try to even eat it! They are the best kind of potatoes because then you can start an evil potato army!

Tv: “Breaking news, Evil Potatoes are everywhere so go home and lock your doors!”
Me hehehee

by Hehe evil potato June 30, 2021

Potato Drunk

When a person is so drunk they become unresponsive to any and all stimuli

A: See that girl over there at the bar? She just necked four quad vods

B: Is she asleep? Or dead?

A: Nah, she's just potato drunk

by Potato1 December 28, 2013

Poisonous Potato

A useless person.

I'm literally a poisonous potato.

by Mr. Twinkieface January 31, 2021

Epic potato

Epic potato Is the main god in ppotatology, he is labeled as the god of nature and radical gamer moments, but those titles barely scratch the surface of his endless amounts of power.

The epic potato will come.
The epic potato will come.
The epic potato will come.
The epic potato will come.
The epic potato will come.
The epic potato will come.
The epic potato will come.
The epic potato will come.
The epic potato will come.

by The Church of epic potato February 17, 2020

Potato Plug

A Potato Plug is when you find a potato just right to stick up your ass

Kath: This potato plug is so hot.
Konner : Are you sure could use a potato I plug as well.

by Shaggy Dill September 9, 2019

Potato's Journey

Potato's Journey is a book series written by two good boys named jon and elias. It is a good series about a potato named Bob.

Someone: Do you want to hangout today?

Me: No, I'm reading Potato's Journey.

by Someone_Named_Bailey April 16, 2019