Noodle ho.

A female/male person who you talk to only for the sake of noods without any desire for personal contact

Ian wants to get these nudes from Clarice but thinks her face is ugly, so he refers to her as a noodle ho.

by ianlikesbigballs June 6, 2018

Yenny noodle

The most perfect person anyone could ask for. She’s so cute and kind and helpful. When she takes her clothes off she’s sexy af and can make anyone wet. Her fingers and tongue are unbelievable. She has the ability to make anyone happy and is very unique

You’re my favourite yenny noodle

by Lmao I’m gay June 23, 2019

Pure noodle

A girl that hoes around but hasn’t had sex

Jill is a pure noodle.

by Fatballs02 July 5, 2019

Noodle Time

When it’s time for noodles

“Hey do you want some of these noodles I just made?”
“Yes of course! It is noodle time, after all!”

by LordScrungoBepis July 12, 2019

Wack a noodle

When a male pulls of his pants and smacks his ding dong (dick) in hopes to impress the girl or guy of his dreams.

Omg! Did Jequeese just wack a noodle!

by Jequeese July 14, 2019

Noodle Mic

When you're getting that sloppy toppy and she stops to talk to you while still holding your penis like a microphone

"Bro Emma was giving me that sloppy toppy today and we totally had a whole conversation over noodle mic"

by TreeRooster March 15, 2019

The ultamite noodle

The ultamite person that has the name alek. Alek will destroy you in mincraft

Person1: im going up against the ultamite noodle

Person2: no ,just no

by The ultamite noodle May 2, 2019