An entity synonymous with the late Albert Einstein; a genius with intellectual capacity beyond that of human comprehension.
by FlaccidFeggis December 5, 2018

The cutest little siege player youll ever meet. Osama bin Laden fanboy. Although his hair is greasy he is still a complete lassie getter.
Omg is that Zach Osterhage
I think my uterus just exploded cause he so damn fine i just want him to rail me
I think my uterus just exploded cause he so damn fine i just want him to rail me
by Hockeyboss721 September 11, 2020

zach you smell
by ella the noob August 23, 2020

by Ememmeemmme April 24, 2021

Zach is a wonderful guy! Zach can get you mad the next minute and then make you forget all about it the next because of his charming smile and dreamy eyes. Zach is the type of guy who will make you feel like the only girl he’s ever loved! He will treat you like a queen and you will be his world! If you are dating a Zach then you are the luckiest girl alive!
Girl 1: Omg is that Zach?!
Girl 2: IT IS!
Girl 1: Whoever his girlfriend is, is SO lucky
Girl 2: I know I am!
Girl 2: IT IS!
Girl 1: Whoever his girlfriend is, is SO lucky
Girl 2: I know I am!
by Mxcey December 6, 2019

the best mod duo known to TechMatters stream. They’re known to fuck every night, and always make stream a better place with their charming looks and amazing personalities.
by bellybuttonbabe October 9, 2021
