Your mom

If rumors are to be believed the single most disgusting thing to ever live on the face of the earth not only has she caused every single natural disaster up to this day, she has also managed to:

1. Cause every single war in the history of the world.
2. Contract several life threatening diseases, most of which can only be contracted from unprotected sex.
3. Kill of every species which currently resides on the extinct list.
4. Have sex with every single person who has ever been born since the proverbial downfall of the english language.

"You know what's worse than the holocaust."

"Your mom!"

by Sandman47 November 10, 2011

Your mother

What a lot of people consider a 'haha funny joke' nowadays. Anything for the kids nowadays, am I right?

Person: So, what'd you do last night
Other person: Your mother
Person: wow, so funny haha

by SuspiciousPigeon June 4, 2023

by your leave

Prepositional phrase:

1.) Spoken to someone to politely ask their permission.

James: What a pleasant conversation, Jesse. I'll hope to see you again next week! Well, by your leave...

Jesse: But of course!

(James exits)

by GMWilkie October 14, 2018

your mum

a word used to amuse yourself and make others angry

Q. yo ghee what are you doing
A. your mum

Q. who are you texting

A. your mum
A. she is teaching me maori

A.oi my maori teachers hot as ahha

by your' mum June 16, 2018

Your mom

The person I banged last night

I banged your mom

by Simon Smith February 17, 2019

Your Mom

THE ONLY TRUE COME BACK!!!
it is also a dead meme fighting to survive.

Jimmie: hey Chad what did you do last night?
Chad: Your Mom

by really real real stuff September 5, 2018

your jibai

hokkien pussy

ahbeng: i like your jibai
ahling: siao

by ahbeng ahling August 22, 2022