yellow clarinet

The mystical make art of taking a leak whilst receiving oral sex (noun)

Marcus: 'Hey Karl, you will never guess what, Steves had fifteen pints already and I just saw him out back being sucked off by Julie!!'
Karl: 'well I guess she'll soon be playing the yellow clarinet'

by Doodles33 February 28, 2017

yellow chapstick

the act of q-tipping someone and then rubbing the q-tip around the rim of the anus, then kissing the anus

dude you bang cristina?

other dude: yea she was good to she wanted a yellow chapstick

by quecke707 July 19, 2011

Yellow Mustang

When you cover an expired sausage in mustard to hide the meat that went bad. You know it's going to buck and ride your colon all the way down. It's not a smooth ride

I cant believe she ate that yellow mustang. She will be feeling it in an hour

by Taco of the Sea October 24, 2018

Yellow Drank

When a male can not ejaculate and pee's in the female or males mouth during oral sex.

I went over to that girl's house and gave her the yellow drank

by Ayurpjurp March 3, 2020

yellow curtain

China's division from the outside world, specifically its infamous great internet firewall. An allusion to the soviet Iron curtain.

"Facebook me"
"Dude, I'll be behind the yellow curtain in China, I can't get facebook"

by yellowcurtain December 18, 2013

the yellow side

To lose attraction for your own race and become exclusively attracted to asians.

Baby, it's over, I'm exploring the yellow side.

by Bonniesbigblackbooty August 25, 2011

Yellow Crew

A loose group of vagabond-drug addict-types with little to no prospects who wouldn't recognize a life goal if they snorted it. Usually (but not always) dirty, unless the water truck goes by. Yellows are a sad breed constantly attempting to enlarge their "family" by reeling in other minors and adults with the enticement of ecstasy/MDMA, cocaine, mushrooms, alcohol, LSD, poppers, methamphetamines, and anything else they can obliterate grey matter with. Almost always insensible and/or unintelligible, due to severe substance abuse combined with a disregard for others and, of course, a healthy measure of intrinsic, almost natural stupidity. Highly undesirable--to be avoided at all costs.

Person One: Hey, did you notice how that whole section of grassy field is being taken up by a hobo camp?
Person Two: Oh, that's just the Yellow Crew, squatting for the festival and hitting people up for spare change.
Person One: My lack of god, they just gave those thirteen-year-olds a bunch of pills and mushrooms! Isn't that illegal, irresponsible, unethical, senseless, and a dumbfuck asshole thing to do?
Person Two: Nah, they do that all the time. That's their thing.

by Off_the_Upswing September 4, 2013